found this on the net:
5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, au Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab
1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.
3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that wewe can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.
4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person inayofuata to wewe evily.
5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.
5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, au Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab
1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.
3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that wewe can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.
4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person inayofuata to wewe evily.
5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.
Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: hujambo lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were wewe only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK wewe HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 saa LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been zaidi understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story kwa thing because wewe know it's kwa me*
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: hujambo lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were wewe only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK wewe HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 saa LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been zaidi understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story kwa thing because wewe know it's kwa me*
dear,2timer
wewe alisema wewe loved me
wewe alisema wewe cared
wewe alisema i was the moon in wewe dark sky
wewe alisema i made wewe moyo complete
wewe alisema i made wewe smile when wewe were weak
wewe alisema no girl could compare
wewe alisema i was beautiful
wewe alisema i was the first real kiss wewe ever had
wewe lied
wewe played me
yo turned my world black
wewe broke my moyo and made me weak
wewe fucked my so called friend
wewe made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
wewe cheat wewe bastard! don't come round here again cuz wewe fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I upendo you, not! I hope wewe like my upendo letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun
wewe alisema wewe loved me
wewe alisema wewe cared
wewe alisema i was the moon in wewe dark sky
wewe alisema i made wewe moyo complete
wewe alisema i made wewe smile when wewe were weak
wewe alisema no girl could compare
wewe alisema i was beautiful
wewe alisema i was the first real kiss wewe ever had
wewe lied
wewe played me
yo turned my world black
wewe broke my moyo and made me weak
wewe fucked my so called friend
wewe made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
wewe cheat wewe bastard! don't come round here again cuz wewe fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I upendo you, not! I hope wewe like my upendo letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun
2. Stuff it up ya jumper.
3. go eat a dog shit
4. go suck ya mum
5. die block head
6. stick ya head in a feed bag
7. yo dawg go eat ya chum
8. yah smell like a fart
9. i may be dumb but im not stupid
(ok i know some of these are mean and some i would never use and i can add some zaidi if u wan't me to I CAN ADD A MILLION zaidi MUWAHAHAAAAAAAAA ............................................................................................................HAVE A NICE DAY)
1. I've got my maktaba card and im checking wewe out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are wewe wearing space pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those kuki, vidakuzi for sale?
5. wewe must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are wewe a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep wewe in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. wewe wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do wewe like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are wewe wearing space pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those kuki, vidakuzi for sale?
5. wewe must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are wewe a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep wewe in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. wewe wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do wewe like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)
Rant #1: Gender Roles / Double Standards
wewe know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!
Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, au Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" au had "girl power"!
But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, au Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" au he needs to "grow up"!
It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!
Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!
wewe know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!
Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, au Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" au had "girl power"!
But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, au Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" au he needs to "grow up"!
It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!
Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!
1. say your name ten times.
2. say your mom's name five times.
.........3. say your crushes three times.
4. paste this to four other groups.
...If wewe do this, your crush will kiss wewe on the nearest Friday.
......But if wewe read this and do not paste this, then wewe
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CHRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSSee zaidi .. This works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. say your mom's name five times.
.........3. say your crushes three times.
4. paste this to four other groups.
...If wewe do this, your crush will kiss wewe on the nearest Friday.
......But if wewe read this and do not paste this, then wewe
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CHRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSSee zaidi .. This works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When i walk to school each siku
There waiting there me
But not to onyesha me upendo they just want to crush My Dreams
I go and sit in class each day
Feeling out place
The people in the room with me
Wont give me one look of there face
I feel so alone at lunch
I sit kwa myself
I wear black and i dont care
I have black nails
And some peicings here and there
Sometimes they just stare at me
As if i should just die
Everywhere everyday i fight the feelings of suicide
If life has no meaning then why do i try?.
There waiting there me
But not to onyesha me upendo they just want to crush My Dreams
I go and sit in class each day
Feeling out place
The people in the room with me
Wont give me one look of there face
I feel so alone at lunch
I sit kwa myself
I wear black and i dont care
I have black nails
And some peicings here and there
Sometimes they just stare at me
As if i should just die
Everywhere everyday i fight the feelings of suicide
If life has no meaning then why do i try?.
Gerald
