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posted by breebree446

hujambo hey!!!!!!!!!

Bored online, so I just decided to make a orodha of ikoni I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.

Awesome website people!

Check it out some time!

Why am I typing like this?

I'm taking up space!

They won't let me publish the makala because I don't have enough typed in the makala space!

Well, haha, fanpop people!

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I guess this is about it.

Scroll for bila mpangilio insanity!

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Lalala!

Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!

Sooooooooooo cute!!!!!!

Rain, rain, go away.....

Squee!!!!!

If it's too loud, your too old!

Lost......

People aren't the only ones who suffer! Please help stop animal abuse:'(

Immature is just another word used kwa people that don't know how to have fun!

Immature is just another word used by people that don't know how to have fun!

Reality bites!

Awwwww:)

<3

mtu-bweha are better than vampires! Nuff said!

Werewolves are better than vampires! Nuff said!

It reminds me of Maximum Ride, my inayopendelewa book series!

It reminds me of Maximum Ride, my favorite book series!

Love, not gender!

Lol!

They pwn too!

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zaidi to life than dreams.

posted by cute20k

Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd wewe let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im Lost so howww
Did this happen?
And wewe sit back just laughin
My moyo left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres zaidi to life than just a dream.
If wewe don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt zaidi than you'd think.

Are wewe buying my trust?...

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Myspace Lies

posted by HaiSuG96

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, video and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i upendo my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones wewe see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they upendo their haters, and sometimes I think "if wewe upendo your haters, then why do wewe hate back?" seriously....

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Who invented the toilet?

posted by jujuh98

Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it alisema that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if wewe don't then wewe need to see a doctor!!

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Canada24 finds his old reviews and post ten of what’s the best ones to him.

posted by Canada24

#1: JAWS:
Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.

A series starting with the stupidest moment is the papa jumping on the boat.. mean WHAT!?
And ends with a papa roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down kwa a papa and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the alisema revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that was the sole purpose of killing Michael....

On The Block Episode 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, juu Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines juu Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...

THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES; Full first season.. [orginally ilitumwa the episodes in 2015]

posted by Canada24

EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a bila mpangilio magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract wewe as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) wewe just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

------------------------------------------------------------------...

CHiPs 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

In the first CHiPs shabiki fic, the Canterlot Highway Patrol dealt with ponies stealing cars. Now they're going to deal with robbers.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Larry Wilcox as Jon Baker
And Erik Estrada as Frank Poncherello in...

Jon & Frank: *On their police motorcycles, riding on the highway*
Frank: I can't wait to get my brand new Camaro partner.
Jon: I can't wait either. You've been talking about it so much, I think that everyone we chase drive's one of those, and I mess up our reports. *Turns right*

They were about to...

In-Indie - Limbo

posted by Windwakerguy430

So Inside was a pretty critically acclaimed game that is pretty recent. Not as hivi karibuni as some indie games I’ve discussed but I’d say it’s fresh in some people’s minds. But the creator of Inside, Playdead, is no stranger to mass critical acclaim. I think this is a game I’ve been waiting to play and discuss for a while, so allow me to introduce wewe all to Limbo

I was tempted on saving Limbo for Corner of Horror instead of In-Indie, but I decided against it since, while atmospheric and pretty creepy at times, it’s not what I would consider a horror game. It’s as much a horror...

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132 Cures to Boredom.

posted by cute20k

1. Dial a bila mpangilio number and confuse the person who majibu kwa saying things like;
"Why did wewe call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up bila mpangilio statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a bila mpangilio makala like this.

4. At walmart au somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, au a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...

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22 reasons why being a guy is so much easier.

posted by Drisina

Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off wewe aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so wewe aren't the one stressed on birth control , wewe do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 dakika tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell wewe at what saa to be nyumbani when wewe in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than nyumbani as a teenager cause your parents...

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Ten ways to impress your guy/crush, A guide for women. :)

posted by pandawinx

Hi! :)
Here are the juu ten to impress the guy wewe like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what wewe want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its zaidi important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Marafiki heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she alisema thanks...

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My juu 10 Best Female imba Voices of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I upendo her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, au movie. Please maoni and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway

I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The swan Princess, Anastasia,...

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juu 10 Interesting Psychology Facts

posted by randomgirl3000

1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts au beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but patashika, longi off when it comes to their inayopendelewa televisheni show. So the student tells herself that watching the televisheni helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people ripoti experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...

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101 Things to Do When Your Bored

posted by OmegaLeader

101 things to do when your bored~
Original link

1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If wewe live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some Marafiki along for company, au just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...

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10 reasons why it's not good to be popular.

posted by hetaliaitaly

1.people excpect wewe to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your Marafiki get jelious when wewe hang with other people.

3.more people then wewe think hate wewe and think your stuck up.

4.If your a mean maarufu person people might ditch you.

5.People talk about wewe behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.

6.The teachers know not to put wewe with your Marafiki because wewe talk to much.

7.You hang out with alot of people but zaidi then 90% of them are just hanging out with wewe because your popular.

8.If your a maarufu girl and wewe have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling wewe a slut.

9.If your a maarufu boy and wewe have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.

10.if wewe had a good friend and then wewe became maarufu they might stop hanging out with wewe because they think there not good enough.

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How To Ignore Haters,Be Original And Go Fulfill Your Dreams.

posted by koolkat-1104

I believe in my moyo that we shouldn't have to change au selves au stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our moyo is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make wewe stronger.For example if wewe want to be a singer be a singer,If wewe want to be an Artist be an artist.If wewe want to be different and original than be original because wewe have to fulfill your dreams.If wewe stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy au complete and you'll let the hater win kwa giving...

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Omegle Comebacks

posted by Me_Iz_Here

There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, au being a creep, wewe will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks wewe can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell wewe where I fucking live so we can fuck bila mpangilio strangers.

Stranger: wewe like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: wewe ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, au copy everything they say.

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45 things a girl wants, but won’t ask for

posted by karpach_14

I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the orodha would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are wewe remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your Marafiki together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves wewe more, deny...

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How to Kill Someone...With a SPOON.

posted by MarMar_XigLux

“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out wewe hate someone. No, not just hate. wewe FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, wewe wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then wewe be like "omgomgomg" and then...