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bila mpangilio

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Metallica Mii's

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bila mpangilio karatasi la kupamba ukuta

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If wewe upendo your Darling "mom"..."why u owe to your mom"

posted by scarlet009

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If wewe don't straighten up, I'm going to knock wewe into the middle of inayofuata week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I alisema so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me zaidi LOGIC .

"If wewe fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure...

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MONAVIE... I SWARE IT IS NOT A WINE IT REALLY HELPS U N ITS HEALTHY!!!

posted by rolie1

MonaVie
Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s juu superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s ujumla, jumla health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...

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Facts about food!

posted by patrisha727

A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of Candy per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each mwaka on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix chakula to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...

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Craft Talk kwa Leslie Hall

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Leslie Hall is so funny!

video

funny

bila mpangilio

hilarious

leslie hall

craft talk

gem sweater

swing low, my sweet Jacob

posted by KatiiCullen94

This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.

How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my moyo out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, au the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my moyo out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. wewe wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet wewe on a saturday, on the first saturday...

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the lyrics to the camfiresongsong

posted by Fangirl99

from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitar, gitaa by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if wewe think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if wewe just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if wewe think that we cant sing it faster then wewe wrong but itll help if wewe just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if wewe just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
"

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Night Surgeon Lyrics

posted by twilight0girl

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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can wewe forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the mitaani, mtaa physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your punda like rembrandt!
Ha! wewe Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when wewe see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who wewe are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what wewe did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who wewe are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...

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Crazy Ruskie

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The Schizophrenic House

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bila mpangilio chakula

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?

posted by shutyourface

don't worry this makala is not about kondoo au bananas it is about a zaidi serious matter.

this is a debate and i want everyone kusoma this
uandishi a maoni about what wewe think is write au wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

au the chicken?

thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a shabiki
of bila mpangilio to write what they think is right

and become a shabiki of me and become a shabiki of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
au the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages

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10 most stupid maswali people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When wewe meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are wewe doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t wewe try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When wewe ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked kwa his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes nyumbani and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother majibu " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad majibu "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she majibu "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she majibu "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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Fun and Probably Dangerous things to do when it snows!!!!

posted by llamalover565

Okay so if wewe live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The inayofuata day, cut the balloons off and wewe got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when wewe can barely songesha as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...

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Tails, Cream And as a couple

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Randomness

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Ponder these imponderables!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

If wewe tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when wewe turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if wewe open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when wewe transport something kwa car, it's called a shipment, but when wewe transport something kwa ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...

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Emails to ALice

posted by KatiiCullen94

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that wewe were real, that wewe all were , that he was.
There is evidence that wewe were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming au not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and wewe diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, au did i make wewe up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without wewe i dont know. But i want to find out. Do wewe think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...