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ALIEN VS. PREDATOR

added by MSboySLO

Alien and Predator are playing the game of all games - chess. Who do wewe think will win?

karatasi la kupamba ukuta

alien

predator

chess

funny

This bila mpangilio karatasi la kupamba ukuta contains kusoma chumba. There might also be chumba cha kuchorea, chumba kuchora, chumba familia, familia chumba, sebuleni, ameketi chumba, mbele ya chumba, chumba, kukaa chumba, chumba mbele, and parlor.

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mcrkilljoygirl LOL!

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I wanna go back to the generation where “going out” was going on a tarehe

posted by loudhappy

Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first kiss would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy wewe meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give wewe his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just kwa wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna...

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43 things to do at a Mall

posted by hetaliaitaly

1.Ride mechanical farasi with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod au something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the chakula sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the muziki store whether wewe can get a CD that wewe know they dont have and ask really...

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who wants to play the weakest link?

posted by merlinfanatic

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four maswali to determine the level of your intellect.
Your majibu must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating au wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: wewe are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in sekunde place.
In which position are wewe now?

Answer:
If wewe answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. wewe overtook the sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the inayofuata swali try not to be so dumb.
2 : If wewe overtake the last...

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marriage nukuu lol

posted by karpach_14

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, wewe haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. wewe order what wewe want, then when wewe see what the other fellow has, wewe wish wewe had ordered that.
Unknown

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner

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Are wewe online too much?

posted by cute20k

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells wewe a joke and wewe say "LOL".

3. wewe watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. wewe have called out someone's screen name while making upendo to your significant other.

5. wewe keep begging your Marafiki to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. wewe have to get a 2d phone line just so wewe can call pizza Hut.

9. wewe go into labour and wewe stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...

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bila mpangilio things to do when your bored

posted by Annacrombie

Here is alot of bila mpangilio things to do when your bored, i made most of these up with friends!

1.When your in the maduka makubwa go up to a bila mpangilio stranger and whisper "I will come for wewe in the night" behind thier back

2.Stand inayofuata to a person who is taller then wewe and shout "IM SHRINKING!"

3.Go into your local maduka makubwa and grab a large matunda (watermellon ect.) and hand it to a bila mpangilio person and say "The fate of the world depends on your desision" then walk away

4.When your in a arioplane skip around imba "Im walking in the air!"

5.The inayofuata time your in the lift grin and say "I've got new socks...

The Witch's House

added by deedeeflower

Source: panoramio.com

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Color Splash

added by OuroborosSnyder

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bila mpangilio Fact

added by Quirnechia

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added by Rihanna312

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wewe Help

posted by whatsupbugs

Life is hard to summarize, but there's so many different aspects of life that range in quality. There's so much bad and good in this world. Things can often get difficult, confusing, stressful and hard. However, there are people out there that make things feel easier, clearer, sweeter and nicer. There are people that make the bad days easier and the good days even better.

Who are these people that I'm referring to? I'm referring to my Marafiki here on Fanpop. As wewe probably know, there's a lot of negativity online. There's a lot of people that do and say some pretty offensive stuff. Because...

Nikki the Queen

added by bridgetalib

Source: Me

Hollow Knight

added by Blaze1213IsBack

wewe Will Be Okay (Stolas's song)

added by TimberHumphrey

video

Spider-man asking the relatable swali

added by Ranty-cat

Source: Marvel Comics

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Who Da King? (All Hail King Julien theme)

added by TheLefteris24

video

bila mpangilio

muziki

song

awesome

madagascar

all hail king julien

theme

Tangled: The Series

added by ShadowFan100

Billie Eilish feat VITAS - The 7th Element BAD GUY

added by zanhar1

video

bila mpangilio

muziki

Halloween cupcakes🔥🎃🏮🍬🥧

added by GDragon612

Applejack's Double Life

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

A train is seen heading for Appleloosa. On the train is Applejack, Big Mac, and Applebloom. They're going to visit Braeburn.

Theme song link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Based off of a roleplay in fanpop.

Applejack's Double Life

Starring in alphabetical order

Applebloom
Applejack
Big Macintosh
Braeburn
Colgate
Dexter
Erica
Flam
Flim
Karl
Kyle
Pinkie Pie
Rarity

Towns used for fanfiction

Appleloosa
Ponyville
St. Foalis

Based off the Youtube video created kwa TwodeePony

And now to begin the story

The...