1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to wewe as much as wewe enjoy listening.
3. Don't say wewe understand when wewe don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. wewe don't have PMS; don't act like wewe know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get wewe off the hook; doing something sweet will always get wewe off the hook.
7. If wewe talk about having a big Dick; we know wewe don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when wewe act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses...
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