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 Girl, I will cut yo' face.
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IDEK. Use it when someone says something wewe don't like. ;] Oh and yes, kiddies this is a real knife. Don't use real knives when wewe want revenge, not just yet.
sanaa ya shabiki
funny
use it well
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25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If wewe don't straighten up, I'm going to knock wewe into the middle of inayofuata week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I alisema so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me zaidi LOGIC .


"If wewe fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...
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posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of Candy per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each mwaka on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix chakula to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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Leslie Hall is so funny!
video
funny
bila mpangilio
hilarious
leslie hall
craft talk
gem sweater
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post sasisho if wewe want :)
posted by jessicamc26
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car mbele saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If wewe are hung like a horse, wewe don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
posted by KatiiCullen94
This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my moyo out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, au the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my moyo out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. wewe wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet wewe on a saturday, on the first saturday...
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from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitar, gitaa by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if wewe think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if wewe just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if wewe think that we cant sing it faster then wewe wrong but itll help if wewe just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if wewe just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
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posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can wewe forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the mitaani, mtaa physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your punda like rembrandt!
Ha! wewe Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when wewe see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who wewe are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what wewe did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who wewe are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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posted by Crazy_NarutoKid
1.The Characters are awesome


2.It can make wewe laugh so hard


3.It can make wewe cry like a baby


4.The fight scenes are epic


5.Theres blood


6.They swear


7.The storyline is really good


8.Theres Ninjas'!!


9.They have Sasuke(cool)


10.The weapons they use are so coool


11.The villians are so evil.


12.It makes wewe wish wewe lived in the Naruto world.


13.They have great opening and ending songs.


14.It makes wewe think about it all the time


15.It teaches wewe Naruto history
I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read maswali aloud, debate your majibu with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that wewe can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this swali on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...
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If this doesn't creep wewe out, then I dunno what will...
video
granny
boobs
Halloween
scare
bila mpangilio
creepy
stupid
funny
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Some of wewe girls will remember that on Wednesday i told wewe that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news chanzo HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated kwa her parents Tish and Billy ray Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile zamani and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started uigizaji out...
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posted by shutyourface
don't worry this makala is not about kondoo au bananas it is about a zaidi serious matter.

this is a debate and i want everyone kusoma this
uandishi a maoni about what wewe think is write au wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

au the chicken?

thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a shabiki
of bila mpangilio to write what they think is right


and become a shabiki of me and become a shabiki of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
au the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages