bila mpangilio Club
jiunge
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
 lol, no thank you.
added by
Source: me ;] and gifsoup :D
lol, I thought this was hilarious and had to make a gif of it.
sanaa ya shabiki
funny
cute
bila mpangilio
cool
use it well
Just decided to write something random! My first makala so maoni if wewe want!!! au not!


Why am I uandishi this?
Why is it hot au cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is fanpop fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.
I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are wewe busy?" au "Are wewe doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
continue reading...
added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, wewe can kiss my punda too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the siku i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to wewe does not matter to me

-When your up, your Marafiki know who wewe are.
When you're down, wewe know who your Marafiki are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab wewe in the throat with...the kisu wewe left in my back.

-I was the one who alisema things changed;
you were the one who proved...
continue reading...
link

Æ æ ❖ ℘ℑℜℵ♏η αβεℓℓα· ¨…¦┅┆┈
┊╱╲╳¯– —≡჻░▒▓ ▤▥▦▧▨▩█ ▌▐▀▄ ◠◡╭╮╯╰ │┤╡╢╖╕╣ ║╝╜╛ ┐ └┴┬├─┼
╞╟╚╔╩╦ ╠═ ╬╧╨╤ ╥╙╘╒╓ ╫╪┘┌
{。^◕‿◕^。} (◕^^◕) ✖✗✘♒♬✄ ✂✆✉✦✧♱ ♰♂♀☿❤❥ ❦❧ ™®©♡♦ ♢♔♕♚♛★ ☆✮ ✯☄☾☽ ☼☀☁☂☃☻ ☺☹ ☮۞۩ εїз☎☏¢ ☚☛☜☝☞☟✍
✌☢☣☠☮☯ ♠♤♣♧♥ ♨๑❀✿ ψ☪☭♪ ♩♫℘ℑ ℜℵ♏ηα ʊϟღツ回...
continue reading...
just being random!
video
added by cici1264
Source: The rock dressed as miley cyrus
Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für pango Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
continue reading...
added by UriahA
added by jlhfan624
Source: 1280x800.com
added by dxarmy423
added by liridonarama96
25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If wewe don't straighten up, I'm going to knock wewe into the middle of inayofuata week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I alisema so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me zaidi LOGIC .


"If wewe fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
continue reading...
MonaVie
Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.





--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s juu superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s ujumla, jumla health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...
continue reading...
posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of Candy per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each mwaka on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix chakula to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
continue reading...
Leslie Hall is so funny!
video
funny
bila mpangilio
hilarious
leslie hall
craft talk
gem sweater
added by cookiewasted9
Source: me
posted by jessicamc26
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car mbele saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If wewe are hung like a horse, wewe don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
posted by KatiiCullen94
This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my moyo out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, au the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my moyo out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. wewe wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet wewe on a saturday, on the first saturday...
continue reading...
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitar, gitaa by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if wewe think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if wewe just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if wewe think that we cant sing it faster then wewe wrong but itll help if wewe just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if wewe just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
"