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bila mpangilio

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r-pattz Cute:)

cute20k Jammin' kitty xD

arcticwolf07 Kitteh rawks!

Rennerocks aww

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something to do

posted by TDItwin

here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this bila mpangilio ninger play (sorry if i offend wewe i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a mwezi so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are wewe in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what wewe mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for wewe !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate wewe !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO wewe EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 sekunde till wewe all cry total ninger theme song

look at them

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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

posted by ilovepenguins

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time wewe turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him au her that you’ve Lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he au she has anything...

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50 Fun Things to Do in Someone Else's House

posted by CullenProperty

1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the tanuri, joko on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...

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75 Completely bila mpangilio and Useless Facts

posted by Delilah_Scruggs

NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If wewe keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical samaki stores.

4.A Wisconsin forklift, kubebea operator for a Miller bia distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper inaonyesha him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...

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Always Remember These 27 Facts When Liking A Guy.

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. wewe have to tell a guy what wewe really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys upendo their moms au grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. wewe can never understand him unless wewe listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...

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Alpha & Echo

added by emma-janee

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posted by scarlet009

not kwa me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot au putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast chakula restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

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Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool

posted by BellaCullen96

Stand on juu of the high board and say wewe won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because wewe have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend wewe can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the juu of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

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Why did the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road?

posted by i_luv_angst

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to kuvuka, msalaba the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

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Abstract art

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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added by MSboySLO

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bila mpangilio karatasi za kupamba ukuta

added by jlhfan624

Source: 1280x800.com

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ndoto ngome

added by Rodz

Source: ewallpapers.org

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mary -kate olsen -perfect

added by alizoula

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bila mpangilio

added by TDIlover226

Source: Various websites

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The Schizophrenic House

added by Cliff040479

Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/77371316@N00/72816738/

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hi

added by EminemAddict09

Source: my awesomeness

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Someone told me to repost this if I believe homophobia is wrong, so....

posted by sapherequeen

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her nyumbani because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...

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How To Annoy the pizza Guy!!!

posted by LadyL68

Answer their maswali with questions

Ask if wewe they can put chakula color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a maoni about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free tarehe with one of the staff if wewe make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...

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GET TO KNOW JAPANESE KAOMOJI EMOTIONS!

posted by ShiningsTar542

In Japan,people use lots of smileys au emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and wewe don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do wewe use these emotions au others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) kiss
-See zaidi emotions here: link