Simon Amstell & Stine Bramsen (Never Mind the Buzzcocks).

Blonde Cop


This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her mfuko wa fedha, mfuko and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do wewe have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known wewe were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”



Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications...