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Are there even true friendship until now?
kwa Secret Irken Invader Eve

Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.

Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives wewe happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he au she will never turn his au her back on you...... au betray you.

But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on wewe and stick its self to greed.

wewe cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
wewe can never again.

He/she will leave wewe disappointed and let wewe down.

Why should wewe look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.

Why look for somebody else
When wewe have God with his upendo all wrapped around you.
Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the title - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where wewe need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn kwa the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something wewe wear on the beach, pwani - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number wewe have to memorize - 7

Something wewe do before going to kitanda - Sleep

Something wewe put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...
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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights kwa Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 mwaka old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the machungwa, chungwa mitaani, mtaa lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a dawati from her school. Apolla looked around even zaidi and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...
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posted by xboxrocksx45
wewe just shut the door i fell like zaidi when wewe say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do wewe make sure to upendo me even though i'm shy do wewe ever ever ever think to try? do wewe think of me? when wewe say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when wewe say hi well than wewe won't be mine! yes this is upendo but does it hurt? when i cry? when wewe say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i upendo you! why would say means things why would wewe say the stuff that stings why would wewe say that word when i know wewe much? i don't think i would be with wewe if i knew a thing au two about your life wewe backstabbing kisu i trusted wewe and yet wewe still flew without me
posted by icuSTALKER
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs wewe a lot.
Don't wewe upendo her?
I do...
I upendo my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
posted by adaug
wewe can only live once, but if wewe do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom au dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two Marafiki already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she aliiba our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, upendo a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking punda so happily
Supernova, bend wewe over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking wewe right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock wewe outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when wewe go against me,
You...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying bila mpangilio stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some bila mpangilio application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. wewe have no means to do so. wewe cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien wewe know!!...
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom alisema and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did wewe do that?"I asked."You need to come to the mti house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the mti house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the mti house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine siku in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing au whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the makala is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah alisema bounding out the door.The girls met 12 mwaka old Henry at a pecan tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah alisema opening...
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1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name au talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his muziki every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask wewe if wewe have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i upendo justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate au upendo whatever he does even if they hate it au upendo it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one siku he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One siku when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth vichimbakazi take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the kitanda with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 mwezi later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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posted by envyelric
The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! wewe are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey wewe bums want simethin au are wewe goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do wewe hear...
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 James
James
cabin, kibanda for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am imba my inayopendelewa song, 21 guns kwa Green siku whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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cabin, kibanda for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 mwaka old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the pear into the side of this dumpster in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These makala are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would wewe wanna listen to muziki from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better muziki available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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