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I went into my room after being Lost in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a kuoga to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the kuoga feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew chajio, chakula cha jioni was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for chajio, chakula cha jioni too. She was...

Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was kusoma and math?"
"Boring"I alisema he kinda smiled and alisema "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do wewe no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just alisema "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew alisema "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was kusoma it in the maktaba when i came in too look...

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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are wewe busy?" au "Are wewe doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of Candy per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each mwaka on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix chakula to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...

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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can wewe forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the mitaani, mtaa physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your punda like rembrandt!
Ha! wewe Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when wewe see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who wewe are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what wewe did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who wewe are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...

a boy was asked kwa his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes nyumbani and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother majibu " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad majibu "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she majibu "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she majibu "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...