1. If they want to loan wewe money, tell them wewe just filed for bankruptcy and wewe could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, "How are wewe today?" say, "Why do wewe want to know?" Alternately, wewe can tell them, "I'm so glad wewe asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is uigizaji up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."
3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
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