Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up kwa St. Peter.
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send wewe to Heaven au Hell. After all, wewe enormously helped society kwa putting a computer in almost every nyumbani in America, yet wewe also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let wewe decide where wewe want to go."
Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"
St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let wewe visit both places briefly,...
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