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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if wewe don't look like a movie nyota because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because wewe upendo to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much chakula in one siku you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If wewe want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then wewe throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if wewe don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone wewe may never see again au someone...

jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do wewe want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if wewe actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but wewe say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving wewe now after wewe keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten dakika intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people wewe can get to jiunge in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department kwa sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...