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WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A upendo no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t wewe ever say I just walked away
I will always want wewe
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want wewe

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in upendo
All I wanted was to break your walls
All wewe ever did was break me
Yeah, wewe wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put wewe high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, wewe let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...

Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever alisema to me

10. "If wewe keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was ilitumwa on my fanpop ukuta kwa Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her ukuta letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do wewe want some beer?"

I was walking down the...

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what wewe make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is wewe get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your Marafiki - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with wewe through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best Marafiki in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...

hujambo everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these nukuu are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...