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My life,my rule

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My life,my rule

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my

life

rule

This bila mpangilio picha might contain jezi, t shirt, shati tee, jersey, tee shirt, and shati ya tee.

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Randomness

added by iFly_12

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getting to know darange

posted by darange

hi i am darange and welcome to getting to know me.
well first off my name is Clara H. in case wewe didn't know.
i am 17 and i live Chicago, i have 7 siblings on my moms side and 5 siblings on my real dads side.
i live with my mom and i have never met my real dad.
unfortunately i never will because he died 4 years ago.
sense i moved to Chicago i am going to be nyumbani schooled, where i live there are not that many great schools. i have one friend that moved out here already, so i guess thats ok
4 juu thngs i upendo besides family and Marafiki :
1.Music
2.books
3. humor
4.Doctor Who
Music:
Music has...

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11 fun\funny things to do at Walmart

posted by Lady10358

1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are wewe OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's Halloween go to the costume section and grab a Halloween bag and go up to a bila mpangilio person and say "Trick au treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if wewe know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher gari and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When wewe see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...

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The weekly random!!!

posted by fly210

THE WEEKLY RANDOM!!!!

1/12/11
I was talking to my friend today and we were going to meet up in that game.... Wizared 101. IT WAS DOWN FOR UPGRADES!!!! I meen IT WAS A SNOW DAY!!!! that's when ALL the little kids say "OO mom! I'm going to play on wizared 101!" but NOOOOOOOO. instead the kid find out how to cuss.
*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* this dunb *BLEEEEEEEEP!!*
the only thing we could do was listen to dumb songs kwa lady ga ga. sometimes I think that's ALL SHE CAN SAY!!! ga ga!!! what is she? A BABY!!! don't anser that. see wewe and have a pie night!

1/18/11
yesterday night I was talking to my friend...

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Funny ways to annoy a teacher!!

posted by RaydKaydiroxs

1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any zaidi maswali say " why does my mbwa breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ upendo (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells wewe to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if wewe dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class...

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21 Things wewe Should Know About Me

posted by EllentheStrange

1.I am bisexual
2.I ngumi, punch hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I upendo emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If wewe want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in upendo with Death
11.Death is in upendo with me
12.I upendo horror and gororr movies
13.I like tojo and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If wewe ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card au anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know wewe upendo me if wewe listen to my music,even if wewe hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast

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my mask-a poem i wrote

posted by laspanglish

there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious moyo all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in...

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Interesting facts

posted by patrisha727

1. If wewe are right handed, wewe will tend to chew your chakula on your right side. If wewe are left handed, wewe will tend to chew your chakula on your left side.

2. If wewe stop getting thirsty, wewe need to drink zaidi water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep wewe from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz kauli mbiu is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best au nothing”.

6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....

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How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind tarehe

posted by BellaCullen96

Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your tarehe begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat zaidi from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the meza, jedwali that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak, mnofu knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...

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My conversations with clever bot

posted by misscrazel

User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are wewe a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are wewe female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are wewe male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are wewe a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

Cleverbot: Do wewe like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: wewe just...

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Hula Hu Spongebob

added by musiclover2015

Source: kwa ~Spongygirl92

Pimp Slap

added by rileyferguson

funny road signs

added by soaring_heart

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179 Ways to Annoy People

posted by Alma_

-Get to know a Marafiki bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" au "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...