Why Did the Chicken kuvuka, msalaba the Road?
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road au not. The chicken is either with us au it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not kuvuka, msalaba the road with THAT chicken. What do wewe mean kwa chicken? Could wewe define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road au the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only kuvuka, msalaba roads, but...
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