Free Idiot Test

Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two Marafiki riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a gppony, pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red fox, mbweha is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when wewe sneeze because when wewe sneeze, your moyo stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A konokono can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only wanyama that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders zaidi than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

Ride mechanical farasi with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the muziki store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos au rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...

When wewe are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When wewe are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When wewe are dating..... He takes wewe out to have a good time.
When wewe are married ....He brings nyumbani a 6 pack, and says "What are wewe going to drink?"

When wewe are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When wewe are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When wewe are dating..... A Single kitanda for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When wewe are married ....A King size kitanda feels like an army cot.

When wewe are dating..... wewe are turned on at the sight of him naked....