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43 things to do at a Mall

posted by hetaliaitaly

1.Ride mechanical farasi with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod au something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the chakula sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the muziki store whether wewe can get a CD that wewe know they dont have and ask really...

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IF 4KIDS GOT Hetalia

posted by Me_Iz_Here

1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Japan is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...

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My orodha Of Horrible Shows (Idea from xoPixie-Popxo)

posted by Pokemon_melody

First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended kwa this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If wewe have a reason for a onyesha I put maoni and I might add it(ill give credit about it to wewe because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long kusoma right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen au any interesting...

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THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

posted by E-Scope90

O-
-heartbeats-

OW!!!!!!!!!

Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are wewe walking?
So, Annie are wewe walking?
Are wewe walking Annie?
Annie are wewe walking?
So, Annie are wewe walking?
Are wewe walking?
Annie are wewe walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE wewe WALKING???!!!!
ARE wewe WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are wewe walking?
With your dentist
Are...

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101 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate!!!

posted by evangelinetom

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that wewe are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the kitanda holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say wewe know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors kwa your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as wewe can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

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A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice siku To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the nyasi to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot zaidi fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

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It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, wewe can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If wewe wanna gain a little weight all wewe have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks wewe what your size is au how much wewe weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when wewe think of women wewe think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

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A Review for INVADER ZIM kwa Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the onyesha is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If wewe look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", au perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

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20 Funny nukuu

posted by invadercalliope

I hope wewe enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and wewe failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail wewe out of jail, a best friend will be sitting inayofuata to wewe saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the pwani like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made wewe smile
8:Clear as a kengele my nody alisema "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...

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I'm bored, so here are 34 bila mpangilio facts about me.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

34 bila mpangilio facts about me..:)

1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. muziki is my life.

6. I upendo to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I upendo to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I upendo to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer au dancer when I'm older.

13. mitaani, mtaa dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...

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The Worlds Greatest Song Tribute Lyrics

posted by wolfgirl985

*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*

So, long zamani me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and alisema "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years au so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...

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What's the difference bewteen Marafiki and Best friends?

posted by -RandomChick-

FRIENDS: Lend wewe their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat au drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why wewe have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents kwa Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, kwa Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail wewe out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting inayofuata to wewe sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen wewe cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else wewe cried...just laugh about it with wewe in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...

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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED kwa RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can futa the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused kwa Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle wewe with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a moyo attack; his moyo lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse au Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by emmett

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up kwa imba beach, pwani Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say wewe taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....

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who's dating who(ORIGINAL SONG )

posted by heavenly13

yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, kinanda , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest

WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes

then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , wewe know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......

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Impossible to please joke

posted by boomerlover

Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor kwa floor, and once wewe find what wewe are looking for, wewe can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling wewe what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Marafiki laugh and without hesitation...

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse au Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up kwa imba beach, pwani Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say wewe taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

posted by Shelly_McShelly

20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if wewe have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that wewe can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can tarehe Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do wewe realize how crazy and gross a lot of mashabiki are???? Here is a gross makala about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached kwa “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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