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Almonds are members of the peach, pichi family.

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that wewe couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

When wewe sneeze, all your...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
I am aware of the current earthquake in Japan. I have doanated, and I am hoping (not praying) for the best.
I hear about it a lot, and it's starting to get on my nerves a little.
Yes, I know that that's a very harsh thing to say, but the same thing happened to me with the Haiti earthquake. I feel, well, I don't know...neutral about it.
I do feel bad, but I'm not crying. I see it everywhere. People say, "PRAY FOR JAPAN!" I am. I don't need to hear it again. I am aware of the current situation. It is saddening. I don't want it repeated to me a million times, au it'll get on my nerves. It's funny...
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posted by foxyv17
This is an episode of NAME THAT SONG!!!
I will write down some lyric and wewe will have to name the song and the singer/group!

1st song here it comes!

Breaking my back just to know your name,seventeen tracks.........

Ok inayofuata one!

Baby up in here to night.No fighting!

last one for now!

Hello baby can I see wewe smile! I'm going to a...

That it for now! kwa the way I just made this because I am really bored.....Ok bye! Dang it! The fanpop people say I need to make it longer so I will just write bila mpangilio words au letters.

blah blah blah hi hello This stinks! ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah!(mental breakdown)
BEAT UP A TRAMP. WHY? BECAUSE wewe CAN!!

Marry your dog.

Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).

Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.

GeT A jOb.

Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.

Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... au your pants... which ever work better.

Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a strawberry head then fart in his face lol.

Knuckles are months on your hands.

Lick your elbow.

To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.

Say yo-mama jokes to your children.

Eat pizza until wewe hurl then.........eat more.

Go...
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1. If Lady Gaga is on a date, go up to her tarehe and whisper to him "She wants to take a ride on youre disco stick."

2. Visit your inayopendelewa celeb... and bring flowers.

3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking maswali like "How are wewe and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.

4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as wewe can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.

5. Go to an exclusive club.

6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red convertible, kubadilishwa to go along with it. Ride your convertible, kubadilishwa with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."

7. Get so drunk that wewe don't even know your name.

8. Eat a cake with bacon in it.

9. Attend a movie premiere.

10. Go to the beach, pwani wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure au how wewe look like, go out there!
posted by Jackimo17
As wewe may know, when u make confimation u get an xtra name between ur 2nd and last wuns.

But sumtimes wewe dont.

And I didnt.

And I want wun!

And my mum alisema th@ i cood hav wun.

And I dont know what 2 pick, but......

It has 2 b male

It has 2 b after a saint.

I like Ben, but what do wewe think.

The deadline is the 31st (May 2oo9), altho maoni fast cus there mite be sum time diffrence!

And after th@, if I cant pick, I will put it in a pick.

And I dont reely want n old fasiond wun eva, but that is not too important!
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[[[please note the following: the 2 individuals sex is unknown, even to me, hence why they have names that could be either. But their accents are very Monty Python. Also, "mature humor" is contained. wewe are warned.]]]


Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs!
Logan: What? No 'e don't!
Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look!
Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is--
Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... wewe think 'e 'as a girlfriend?
Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky.
Parker: Lucky au in pain...
Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im,...
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found this on the net:

Top 17 Signs Your Airline Attendant is About Ready to Retire

17. Always grumbling about how things were much simpler when Orville and Wilbur ran the business.

16. For dinner, asks, "Ya want the white crap au the yellow crap?"

15. When pointing to the emergency exits, uses nothin' but her middle finger.

14. Occasionally tries to prop-start a 747.

13. Insists on inaonyesha wewe pictures of her prom tarehe with Bob Dole.

12. Loudly refers to pilot and co-pilot as "Opie" and "The Beav."

11. At the security checkpoint, her hip sets off the metal detector.

10. Replaces in-flight movie...
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