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michael58 I won't let you be sad again girl...I won't leave you!

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The Lonley Little Girl part 5 (scary dream)

posted by adaug

Taylor's POV:
The inayofuata night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If wewe step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Taylor:NO!!!LIZZY!!!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
Lizzy:TAYLOR!WHERE ARE YOU?WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY WHERE!*Sees Taylor and gasps*Taylor?
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!

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Eminem

posted by kassilove

When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of Eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of Eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” au even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR

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help with YOUR pranks

posted by reb1009

The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501

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Have your Marafiki call 772-257-4501 for a special message from a certain 80's musician...
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April Fools siku Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033

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Celebrate our inayopendelewa holiday (or any siku for that matter) with the April Fool's siku Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
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Prankster's Assistant Hotline: 781-452-0842

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Use the Prankster's Assistant Hotline for your pranks! 781-452-0842.
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The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005

(i had to add that extra gunk) XD

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Why can't I own a Canadian?

posted by Cantwait4book5

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she alisema that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned kwa a east coast resident, which was ilitumwa on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank wewe for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...

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Tears before Joy

posted by xSiVePux

I wait...

for 2 years long to reach my happiness, an unaswered swali has been solved out kwa the miracle of its own.

I never feel so happy unlike when I was 12-13 years old, those number is a crack of my flaw and the sorrow of my life but in return...
I always got stabbed in the back kwa those foolish mortals.

Those things were all just my past, those hurtful memories begun to fade away from my scene but the scar on my moyo still marked its pain.
When will it heal for sure? when will this agony vanish forever?

well the answer was this,

More pain I got when I broke my eyes, unfortunately it has happened...

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The definition of LOVE!

posted by demon_wolf

noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
–noun
1.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2.
a feeling of warm personal attachment au deep affection, as for a parent, child, au friend.
3.
sexual passion au desire.
4.
a person toward whom upendo is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, au the like): Would wewe like to see a movie, love?
6.
a upendo affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
8.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros au Cupid.
9.
affectionate concern for the...

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Simlover4 majibu your maswali about canada

posted by simlover4

I know some maswali about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell wewe the majibu

first, wewe can NOT see polar bears in the mitaani, mtaa and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know wewe won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is kusoma this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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A Mini Fic I'd Like Criticism On

posted by InvaderStorm

He leaned against the wall, moyo thumping and out of breath. He’d managed it, what everyone told him was impossible. He’d escaped them for what must have been the millionth time. He had told the world about it, but of course, nobody believed him, as nobody ever escapes them.
They had unimaginable power, with forces and numbers greater then anything wewe have ever seen. They wanted him dead. Not the ‘you aliiba my soda and I am going to kill you’ dead, they didn’t stand childish antics like that. No, they wanted him 6 feet under dead. But he escaped every time....

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Miley Cyrus

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MLP Discord Mickey panya, kipanya

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juu ten worst endings I could think of

posted by Canada24

#1: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing pulled that line..

#2; TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I loved this show, but it become less and less maarufu after Charlie left. And the producer, espically...

Razilee and Elijah Part 3 Rumors For A November 2021 Release

posted by Dangerousloves

Razilee and Elijah Part 3 Unconfirmed Poster

The new and secretively hidden Razilee and Elijah Part 3 film hasn't made any impact au any appearances during November 2020 Kindness siku Project, au at YT Winter Fest 2020, unlike the sekunde film, Razilee and Elijah: Part 2's first announcement in December 2019.

With that said, an unusual release tarehe was announced for a November 2021 release at the third Razilee and Elijah film. Nothing of the film has surfaced, storyline, plot, new project and effects prepared for the third film has been announced. In other words, the third film is as secretive as a film could get. The release tarehe of November...

Sweet upigaji picha shabiki art kwa me - KanonKyu

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Source: Sweet upigaji picha shabiki art kwa me - KanonKyu

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I might finally see Walking Dead, seasons 6 & 7

posted by Canada24

I missed my chance.. I'm always one mwaka behind in this show.. But now that their inaonyesha every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.

I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).

It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.

It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.

But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a onyesha like Walking Dead?

Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.

But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)