LoL-So True!

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal kwa conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what wewe think."

7. Claim that wewe must always wear a bicycle kofia, chapeo as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. wewe can never changed the past but wewe must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to zaidi be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so songesha on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as wewe want until wewe feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After wewe cry, wewe go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till wewe feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...