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picha

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funny

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ILuvSweeneyTodd, kisskiss143 and 5 others like this

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MSPS16 & Julianna Guill

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My 10 WORST Animated Heroes of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

As many of wewe know I made a orodha of 20 inayopendelewa animated heroes, which fanpop actually advertised on the fanpop page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous au something. Anyway just like with my inayopendelewa animated heroines orodha I'm going to be making a orodha of the worst animated heroes. I just upendo to do these hate makala just as much as my inayopendelewa ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just zaidi fun because wewe get to make zaidi jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a maoni and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...

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emo nukuu and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that wewe were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes wewe can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One siku you'll ask me, "which is zaidi important to you, me au your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing wewe are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your upendo does NOT work for that person,...

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Rihanna "Only Girl" Parody - "Only squirrel in the World"

added by Hot_n_cold

This is my inayopendelewa parody of Only girl. :)

video

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weird

crazy

stupid

muziki

parody

on;y girl

Rihanna

squirrel

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bila mpangilio karatasi za kupamba ukuta

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Jesus cosplayer

added by ChocoLuvr101

Source: sandyhams.tumblr.com

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bila mpangilio

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bila mpangilio

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Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue logo

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Alphabet letters karatasi la kupamba ukuta

added by fatoshleo

Source: @fatoshleo

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bila mpangilio people

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10 Things Not to do in a Lightsaber Battle

posted by spongefan612

Hello there. Here is a orodha about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D

1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down

Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:

2. Never play with your lightsaber

Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!

3. Never get distracted during the battle

Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D

4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber

Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*

5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something wewe should...

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by Alma_

Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do wewe know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' inayopendelewa Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a mashua he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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6 Ways On How To Deal With papa Attacks:

posted by Liepe

I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if wewe do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!
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6 Ways On How To Deal With papa Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of papa attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if wewe are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...

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Hell Explained kwa a Chemistry Student

posted by 214

THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual swali aliyopewa on a chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer kwa one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) au endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) au some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...

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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE wewe ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

wewe can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by cutiegirl01

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If wewe can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If wewe can't see Chuck Norris wewe may be only sekunde away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

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juu 25 ways to drive your roommate crazy!!!!!!!!

posted by karpach_14

juu 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time wewe wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say wewe don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your briefcase, mkoba au handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the ukuta without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him au her to call wewe Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was krisimasi Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute mashua hanging on the krisimasi mti and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rom, rumi into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at krisimasi time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...