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karatasi la kupamba ukuta

awesome

This bila mpangilio karatasi la kupamba ukuta contains beech, beech mti, mti beech, kuishi mwaloni, live oak, mtongotongo, and spurge. There might also be mti, poplar, poplar mti, mti wa poplar, california nyeusi mwaloni, and quercus kelloggii.

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Puns

posted by Bluekait

An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.

An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Camels live in Camelfornia.

Cannibals like to meat people.

Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.

How about the kubeba that was hit kwa an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They alisema it was a grizzly accident.

How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the zabibu, zabibu kavu for living?

In some places fog will never be mist.

Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary...

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Solo

posted by nmdis

"Solo"

You speak to me
And in your words I hear a melody
But in the twilight it's so hard to see
What's wrong for me

I can't resist
Until wewe give the truth a little twist
As if you're gonna get away with this
You're not sorry

I can't believe I fell for this

I fell through the hole
Down at the bottom of your soul
Didn't think wewe could go
So low
Look at what you've done
You're losing me
Here's what you've won
Got me planning to go
Solo
Solo

wewe sing to me
Too bad wewe couldn't even stay on key
If your life is such a mystery
Why don't wewe stick to acting?

Here wewe go again...

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Piercing Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Piercing"

Living in fear
Is not what wewe had
In mind for me
But holding to you
Is so hard
I cling to what I see

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're piercing me
This self will bleed
You're killing all
Of my securities
Lord, help me see the reality
That all I'll ever need is You

Here in this haze a distant light
Seems to draw me near
But in the shadow of my doubt
My faith just disappears

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're...

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Ice Cold's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

IceCold
She fell in upendo with a dope boy
Black diamonds on the neck of that dope boy
Big body Benz for that dope boy
Love every tattoo on that dope boy
She sheds tears for that dope boy
Shit, it is what it is for that dope boy
Handle minor biz for that dope boy
But the reward is major, so on and so forth
She can tell wewe kwa the Greyhound
She can onyesha wewe how to stay down
I can tell wewe 'bout to break down
VS1's all in my bitch, kahaba watch face now
Straight G's for your low esteem
A.P's for the whole team
As I run away from my obituary
Walking in the shit that'll get wewe buried
Miami's mine like I'm Pat Riley
Baselines...

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Come & Get It

posted by nmdis

Come and Get it
[chorus]
When you're ready come and get it (x2)
Na na na (x3)

When you're re-e-a-dy (x2)

When you're ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)

You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation
I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient
All siku all night I’ll be waitin’ standby
Can’t stop because I upendo it, hate the way I upendo you
All siku all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
I’m not too shy to onyesha I upendo you, I got no regrets.
I upendo wewe much to, much to hide you, this upendo ain’t finished yet. This upendo ain’t finished yet…
So baby whenever you’re ready…

[chorus]
When...

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The Warrior Princess and the Elven Prince

posted by misscrazel

Chapter One: Salvador

Silver Monroe skipped up the stone steps to Westover High School. Silver could have easily gotten almost any boy she wanted; only she had yet to find the one meant for her. She walked swiftly down the long hallways to her first class; math.

After about ten dakika the boy sitting behind her raised his hand, asking for water. Silver had been in mostly the same classes as him almost the entire mwaka and she had never heard him talk before. She had never really even noticed him before. He had long, blonde hair that was almost white and black eyes. The teacher, Mrs. Taylor dismissed...

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the mirror of fate chapter one: the chosen lands

posted by misscrazel

June 17th 100,000,000 BC 12 O'clock at night
Four children are born, quadruplets, the youngest born at the strike of midnight. The first child is named Queverial, the sekunde Ceelarion, the third Ierailiasha, and the last one is named Mist. The father decides the last child should have a complex name as the others do but the mother has made up her mind that Mist is the perfect name.
Then she sends them through the mirror of fate to find there destiny and they may never return if they do not find it in time.

January 21st 90,000,000 BC 3:30 P.M.
The children grow up living in the chosen lands...

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I have no idea what to call this. O.O But it's chapter one.

posted by -SilverFey-

Just a few things before the story; one, if there's something wewe don't like about it, please tell me! I want it to be as good as it can be. ^-^ Just please tell me in a respectful way, please. I would appreciate that. Thank you.
Also, this story will be a little (well, zaidi than a little) bloody and violent, and there may be some cussing later on. Just a warning.
That being said, I hope wewe like it!
_____________________________________________

Gnarled branches. Green leaves grew from them—green leaves spotted with yellows and reds. They rustled dryly, talking of the upcoming season of autumn....

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Schoolstuck: Chapter three

posted by canal

(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John alisema walking in with a bowl of popcorn he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some popcorn away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee meza, jedwali in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can wewe change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, wewe little boy” I alisema ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade,...

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Truth on Justin Bieber

posted by Bluekait

There are some things about Justin Bieber, this "role model" for kids, that wewe may not know. Sorry to any of the Beliebers out there.

He's attacked and screamed obscenities at photographers. [1] He says rape happens for a reason. [2] He wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank's house that he "wishes she was a Belieber." [3] When he was asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak, mnofu that was specially prepared for him and made gagging sounds. [4] He peed in a restaurant kitchen. [5] He's frequently late to his own concerts. [6] He's been kicked out and banned from places for throwing temper...

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Why Dani from Hocus Pocus Annoys Me

posted by hatelarxene

Now, there's no denying that Dani is pretty adorable. She's playful and immature, just like a little girl should be, as wewe can see from the scene where she comes out of the closet and scares Max. She has the spirit of a cute little girl, as she loves trick-or-treating.

However, after the first few dakika of screen time she has, her character started going downhill for me. She screams for her mother at the juu of her lungs when Max refuses to take her trick-or-treating, which makes me think she's spoiled. She's uigizaji all tough and brave against jay and Ernie "Ice", but ends up doing this...

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An makala written for the earth

posted by justinfangrrl

Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this makala I will tell wewe about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell wewe about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate wewe in a good way.

Everything in this makala is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to tarehe facts.

***

Remember when the whole 2012 thing happened? Yeah, that was funny... Here...

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"Buckwild" nyota Shain Gandee dead at 21, MTV cancels production for season 2 following his death.

posted by adultswimperson

We all know what rednecks in 'Murica do best, partying, drinking and being stupid as fuck, but this might surprise you.

Sources close to the death investigation say it's likely Shain died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

"Buckwild" nyota Shain Gandee was found dead in a vehicle in West Virginia this morning ... 31 hours after the 21-year-old MTV reality nyota had been reported missing, this according to law enforcement.

According to officials, Gandee, his 48-year-old uncle David Gandee, and a third unidentified body were discovered dead in the vehicle in Sissonville, West Virginia. There was no sign...

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The BEST ways to start arguments online!

posted by Lucien_Lachance

It's best if wewe say your opinion

Xbox 360 au ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight au Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do wewe think of Justin Beiber? au One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

Nintendo au Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should wanyama have rights? (yep)

Halo au COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

Facebook au twitter? (Facebook)

AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:

nyota wars au trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)

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The Flying Dutchman

posted by Nein-Nein

The Flying Dutchman is a legendary ghost ship that can never make port, doomed to sail the oceans forever. It probably originates from 17th-century nautical folklore. The oldest extant version dates to the late 18th century.
Sightings in the 19th and 20th centuries reported the ship to be glowing with ghostly light. If hailed kwa another ship, the crew of the Flying Dutchman will try to send messages to land, au to people long dead. In ocean lore, the sight of this phantom ship is a portent of doom
The ship was sailing around the Cape of Good Hope (the southern tip of Africa) when it encountered...

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GLOOMY SUNDAY-THE SUICIDE SONG

posted by Nein-Nein

Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday

In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the muziki publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter au a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...

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My fuckin Little gppony, gppony, pony

posted by fanizzle

My fuckin Little gppony, pony be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 kwa tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most hivi karibuni generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil gppony, pony was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty gppony, pony toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little gppony, pony was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, kwa Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' kwa Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.

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Some stuff about girls...who are tomboys au skaters

posted by Willow_WI

Ok I noticed a lot of makala about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me ngumi, punch themselves. Well here's some bila mpangilio useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe au something is ok, but think about what we can't call wewe kwa your friends.

2) if we're your best Marafiki and wewe go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if wewe go out with another tomboy au skater au emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want wewe zaidi than wewe know.

4) we don't...

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Agony - From Scary Childrin Series

posted by Irk_Invader_Eve

AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced kwa the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries wewe invite me in
I am the betrayal wewe could not have seen
The killer wewe thought wewe knew
One siku I will be your mother au your...

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Read some very funny answering machine messages

posted by australia-101

These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to wewe as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If wewe are the phone company, I already sent the money. If wewe are my parents, please send money. If wewe are my financial aid institution, wewe didn't lend me enough money. If wewe are my friends, wewe owe me money. If wewe are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

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