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20 ways to survive in a horror movie

posted by LidiaIsabel

This makala belongs to link on Tumblr.

A quick run-down should wewe ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants wewe dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words wewe should YouTube, should wewe get the chance
-“Kevin bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...

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10 Things that usually annoys au embarsses students at school

posted by Amaterasu_Sama

1) As soon as wewe come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on wewe (For a swali wewe do not know)
3)Girls au boys look at wewe and laugh but when wewe turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that wewe dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when wewe yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there

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Read some very funny answering machine messages

posted by australia-101

These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to wewe as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If wewe are the phone company, I already sent the money. If wewe are my parents, please send money. If wewe are my financial aid institution, wewe didn't lend me enough money. If wewe are my friends, wewe owe me money. If wewe are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....

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How to be annoying at a Funeral

posted by ShadowProve13

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until wewe find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit wewe first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of wewe shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give wewe a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the...

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My bila mpangilio story

posted by The_Random_Guy

The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A mbwa mwitu named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do wewe want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." majibu Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are wewe doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...

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English Voice Actor Similarities Between Hetalia and Soul Eater

posted by Me_Iz_Here

I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.

Italy and Kid 
Narrator and Liz
 Greece and Spirit
 Chibitalia and Yumi 
America and Justin 
England and Harvar
 France and Giriko 
Russia and the clowns 
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
 Hungary and Medusa
 Liechtenstein and Patty
 Belarus and Tsubaki 
Lithuania and Ox
 Sweden and Mifune
 Sealand and Crona 
Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.

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Eminem songs

posted by mehere

juu 24 Eminem song (random order)

who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope wewe like this one better than the first one please leave a maoni if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P

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50 juu randomest Sentences (And yes i got it from the person who made 100 juu words)

posted by RiverIce

100: CHEEECCKPOOOINT
99: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
98: apple pie... au Pumkin?
97: Sit on your pockets! (Well known teacher saying)
96: mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommmy mommmy mommy luis luis luis luis mama mama mama mama WHAT? hi.
95: Lawl
94: Baby turtles
93: 9000!!!!
92: Da da di da did did do do di da did di do!
91: MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THERE LIKE YA WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAM RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS I WILL TARDE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
90: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck POINT!
89: 88, 87, 86, 85...
84: Online daters are desprete.... they rely on the internt!
83: mama I pooped
82: c'mon!...

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10 thing girls wish guys knew (girls perspective)

posted by vampirequeen001

1.You abuse our upendo wewe lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we upendo him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our upendo is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we upendo be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape au form.
6.Guys wewe should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with wewe (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly upendo we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When wewe (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.

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my best convo on omegle

posted by nymph_tonks

Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are wewe up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any junk, taka chakula au soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Stranger: oh...and I am italian

Stranger: we could do something...

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"Are wewe a stalker" READ THESE 10 THINGS TO SEE IF wewe ARE.

posted by ranmaakane4ever

HAHAHA

HERE I AM AGIAN BUT THIS TIME WITH MY SIBLING...ya!!!so WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE TRAGIC STORY OF STALKERS...SO READ THIS orodha AND IF wewe DO ANYTHING ON THIS orodha SEE A DOCTER FAST..SO CALL 555-STLAKER HELP(THIS IS NOT REAL DO NOT CALL AND IF wewe DO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR wewe GETING INVOLVED WITH SOME DILEMA/PROBLEM)PLEASE DO NOT CALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE ME DO NOT CALLL!!!

lIST BEGINS NOW:
1.DO wewe HAVE THE EURGE TO FALLOW PEOPLE AROUND(FRIENDS,GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS au WORSE STRANGERS)
2.DO wewe TEXT/CALL CERTIAN PEOPLE 23/7(AS wewe CAN SEE NOT 24/7 BUT 23/7 THAT WAY THEY HAVE 1HR TO RREST)
3.DO...

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A bunch of bila mpangilio Things/Facts

posted by cloudstrifefan

Everything wewe can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh Bones are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

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zaidi blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can wewe tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick, kifimbocheza is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her zaidi attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do wewe say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are wewe boys all in the same band?
A3: Do wewe guys all play for the Green bay Packers?

Q: How do wewe make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 dakika looking at the machungwa, chungwa juisi box because it alisema "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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Funny nukuu From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. wewe can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say wewe should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching televisheni kwa candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find televisheni very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...