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1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe wewe 3 cans of your inayopendelewa soda.
2. wewe find a four leaf clover

3. wewe are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. wewe get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I upendo you.

6. wewe find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 zaidi people followed wewe on twitter

9. wewe meet your fav celebrity.

10. wewe get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that onyesha wewe have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that onyesha wewe have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture Wanyonya damu and scary sinema in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I upendo this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a onyesha that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I upendo this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I upendo the characters. It's interesting and funny, I upendo that its not a typical Disney comedy and I upendo that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and nukuu and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If wewe don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause wewe are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. wewe think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde au skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of Candy
7. wewe can do anything-but not everything
8. wewe may be physically...
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posted by chillyneon
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell wewe a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told wewe to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If wewe die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The maarufu girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my shati on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If wewe are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some bila mpangilio guy/girl = Is this kiti, kiti cha empty?
wewe = Yes and this one will be too if wewe sit here.

I'll write zaidi soon!!!
 Emmanuel ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. picha courtesy matunda District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted kwa actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted kwa Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits inayofuata Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have wewe tried inaonyesha him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed kwa funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like wewe - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - samaki Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first siku of 7th grade I was so excited to see my Marafiki after summer yay. Well the first siku of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my Marafiki Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m nyumbani and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She alisema “I might come back to page inayofuata semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! wewe call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! wewe DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All wewe are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has zaidi dick! I have an army of Red Coats! wewe have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so wewe guy will need a babysitter!


*10 dakika later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 dakika later*
Amber:I wuv chai parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are wewe doing?
Amber:Having a chai party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President au Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a mwaka plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
This bata walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do wewe have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the bata leaves.

The inayofuata day, the bata returns and asks, "Do wewe have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the bata leaves.

The siku after that, the bata walks in the store again and asks "Do wewe have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told wewe no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if wewe come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1. Every siku at school is the same
2. wewe never know if your braids look digusting au not
3. wewe are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. wewe would like to think that people notice au even think about wewe but wewe are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows au cares about
5. wewe worry people will write nasty maoni on your fanpop makala that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all wewe do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When wewe only really have like 3 Marafiki at school and 2 of them...
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The onyesha SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The onyesha SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed kwa a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine dakika of the onyesha may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob au Caillou, in which picha change zaidi slowly, au to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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I'm putting two funny makala together in one, hope wewe enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I upendo deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would wewe know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what wewe need, and I'll tell you...
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