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Silent Night ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

After the smoke clears
And it's down to wewe and I
When the sun appears
And there's nothing left but goodbyes
We'll just turn and walk away
How could we let it end like this
Just turn and walk away
Should we muhuri it with a kiss

It's too late
Now you're out and on the run
It's too late
Held up in upendo without a gun

Silent night
We hold up our candle light
Silent night
The night our upendo died
No words to say
Now we're both too tired to fight
Just hold me close and don't let go

It was all so simple when
You were to be Queen and I'd be your king
I guess the dream got lost
‘Cause baby you're still wewe and I'm still...

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upendo Lies ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I was lost, then I found you
I never thought it would be this way
Showed wewe my heart, I left it unguarded
Like a thief in the night wewe aliiba it away

Now you're gone, the pain goes on and on
I still hear wewe whispering to me through the shadows of the night

Love lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
You're just a number to the upendo lies

All alone wewe called it survival
He Lost at upendo to a stranger's lines
Walking the streets, he’s searching with vengeance
For a face that he dreams of night after night

Time goes on, all signs of life stolen, simple dreams were...

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18 facts about about dreams

posted by randomgirl3000

1. Our brains create dreams through bila mpangilio electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future kwa getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...

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Switch ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(Switch)
You’re out of this world I’m sure of it
A crazy intuition, you’re off and on
You’re here then gone, come back
A curious condition
And then wewe switch right over
It’s weird yeah I know but
Just can’t get a hold of myself

Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
Hey, you’ve changed
Not like wewe used to be
‘Cause wewe get in my head and hold my heart
When I’m here you’re there, we’re worlds apart
So reverse your words, get to the start
And switch back to my world

Hey, you’re just
Talking like a machine
Hey, I’m stuck
On every word in between
‘Cause wewe get in my head and hold...

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Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale ~Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy wewe are
You’re a talented kind of boy wewe are
And that’s just the kind of boy wewe are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the muziki plays
Headstrong, can wewe feel the beat
Melt down, can wewe feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can wewe feel the beat
Melt down, can wewe feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...

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62 Magical Facts about Harry Potter

posted by E-Scope90

As of 2008, Harry Potter vitabu have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i
A picture of Gandalf the Grey (from The Lord of the Rings) can be seen in the collection of great wizards in Professor Dumbledore’s study in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.f
Author J. K. Rowling recently revealed that Dumbledore is gay and he had a crush on the wizard Grindelwald, whom he later defeated in a wizard duel.a
As every Potter shabiki knows, Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on...

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Robert gotta get away

posted by Heidihi2

American Twi-hards — bad news…don’t get TOO used to Robert Pattinson frolicking all over the States!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis nyota won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his inayofuata film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A chanzo revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking mbele to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films Queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist inayofuata year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!

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nyan cat lyrics

posted by amy36y

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

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My bila mpangilio story

posted by The_Random_Guy

The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A mbwa mwitu named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do wewe want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." majibu Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are wewe doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...

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darker then dark

posted by hetaliaitaly

darker then light brighter then bright
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares

just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a volkano flair.

(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)

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Really Smart Students!(joke)Plus what I did today at school!(Please Read)

posted by adaug

Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
------------------------------------------------
Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If wewe were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was inayofuata to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Candy in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Candy Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i upendo these!),a lot zaidi too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!

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Eminem

posted by kassilove

When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of Eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of Eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” au even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR

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Simlover4 majibu your maswali about canada

posted by simlover4

I know some maswali about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell wewe the majibu

first, wewe can NOT see polar bears in the mitaani, mtaa and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know wewe won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is kusoma this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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fangs and fur, manyoya chapter 1-about Melody Willgrove

posted by hotice

"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty au anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...

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zaidi than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated kwa you.
I was so Enchanted kwa your beauty that I ran into that ukuta over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime wewe passed by, just so I could stare at wewe a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a mduara, duara that had its two sides gently compressed kwa a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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Smart insult nukuu

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes wewe so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told wewe to be yourself simply couldn’t have aliyopewa wewe worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t wewe have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let wewe mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are wewe always this stupid au are wewe making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission.

If wewe took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d upendo to help wewe out…now, which way did wewe come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him wewe met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do wewe listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him kwa his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your inayopendelewa guy[If wewe hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson au some who wewe like ALLOT!]

9. Come nyumbani saying wewe found your true...

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