added by NothingButNerd
Source: Nickolodeon
Just thought this was funny
This bila mpangilio picha might contain anime, comic kitabu, manga, cartoon, and mkono.
Q .. How do wewe sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. wewe keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to wewe keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. wewe keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to wewe keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime wewe see someon say a compleatly bila mpangilio word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a chai party like wewe did when wewe were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes kwa except old people
maoni and I will make more
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime wewe see someon say a compleatly bila mpangilio word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a chai party like wewe did when wewe were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes kwa except old people
maoni and I will make more
I owe a lot of thanks to the wonderful people of this website. I've learned a lot from all of wewe and have changed a lot as a person.
I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being kwa my own, but a former fanpop member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.
Since then, I've met several zaidi wonderful people who have become close Marafiki of mine.
Thank wewe my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.
Thank wewe for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing Marafiki that make fanpop a great place!
I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being kwa my own, but a former fanpop member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.
Since then, I've met several zaidi wonderful people who have become close Marafiki of mine.
Thank wewe my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.
Thank wewe for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing Marafiki that make fanpop a great place!
