#1:
Debbie: RPG's aren't that bad.
(Jon throws "BASICALLY A FACT IN BROAD TERMS" onto screen)
Debbie's Teacher: Spells, poison, battles, maiming, killing?
Debbie: Yeah, but it's all imagination
Debbie's Teacher: IS IT?!
Jon: Is it, Debbie? Well I suggest wewe read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming au killing and it called the Holy Bible an- (pauses, staring blankly as he raises up the Bible) (whispery).. Oh no... that book-that book done got that.
#2:
Jon: We're here to watch, Howling ll, your sisters a werewolf.
Sister: JON! How could wewe say that about me?!
Jon: Whatever,...
continue reading...