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posted by randomgirl3000
1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts au beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but patashika, longi off when it comes to their inayopendelewa televisheni show. So the student tells herself that watching the televisheni helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people ripoti experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If wewe live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some Marafiki along for company, au just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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1.people excpect wewe to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your Marafiki get jelious when wewe hang with other people.


3.more people then wewe think hate wewe and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean maarufu person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about wewe behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put wewe with your Marafiki because wewe talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but zaidi then 90% of them are just hanging out with wewe because your popular.


8.If your a maarufu girl and wewe have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling wewe a slut.



9.If your a maarufu boy and wewe have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if wewe had a good friend and then wewe became maarufu they might stop hanging out with wewe because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my moyo that we shouldn't have to change au selves au stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our moyo is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make wewe stronger.For example if wewe want to be a singer be a singer,If wewe want to be an Artist be an artist.If wewe want to be different and original than be original because wewe have to fulfill your dreams.If wewe stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy au complete and you'll let the hater win kwa giving...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, au being a creep, wewe will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks wewe can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell wewe where I fucking live so we can fuck bila mpangilio strangers.

Stranger: wewe like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: wewe ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, au copy everything they say.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the orodha would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are wewe remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your Marafiki together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves wewe more, deny...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out wewe hate someone. No, not just hate. wewe FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, wewe wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then wewe be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an makala - How to Say "I upendo you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I upendo you!" (English



2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)



3. "أحبك" (Arabic)



4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)



4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)



5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)



5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)



6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)




6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)



7. "Et vull" (Catalan)



8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])



8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)



9. "Volim te" (Croatian)



10. "Miluji tě"...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a orodha why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their chakula (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick punda in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My inayopendelewa Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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Ok so me and my friend upendo the mall but what makes it zaidi fun are the following

-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could wewe please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When wewe go into a store adress your friend kwa a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if wewe go into one of those store that plays the muziki REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but wewe and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about bila mpangilio things. like terrorists au something

Have fun with Marafiki at the mall!
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if wewe can try the harmomonica au the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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Western films, sinema about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, sinema about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck alisema “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where guns were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...
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