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posted by nmdis
Dream it Out Loud

How do wewe speak in silence?
Why do wewe sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what wewe have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I ilitumwa a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think wewe can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the bila mpangilio shabiki club doesn't mean wewe won't get reported.

3. The maswali aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then wewe click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If wewe post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
posted by ShadowFan100
I decided to make a orodha a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive au not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different au smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused au hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person,...
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Alright basically the title says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will upendo and wewe don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is zaidi on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal lovers au sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if wewe want but in my opinion make up...
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth au I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for wewe to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got zaidi chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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At least a dozen times a siku wewe hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say wewe hate society, wewe say wewe can’t stand it. wewe say wewe hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people wewe see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, wewe all are. wewe were born this way, wewe will die this way. wewe are society, and society is you. wewe are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years zamani with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's siku in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the juu spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe wewe 3 cans of your inayopendelewa soda.
2. wewe find a four leaf clover

3. wewe are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. wewe get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I upendo you.

6. wewe find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 zaidi people followed wewe on twitter

9. wewe meet your fav celebrity.

10. wewe get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that onyesha wewe have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that onyesha wewe have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture Wanyonya damu and scary sinema in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I upendo this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a onyesha that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I upendo this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I upendo the characters. It's interesting and funny, I upendo that its not a typical Disney comedy and I upendo that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and nukuu and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If wewe don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause wewe are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. wewe think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde au skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of Candy
7. wewe can do anything-but not everything
8. wewe may be physically...
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posted by chillyneon
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell wewe a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told wewe to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If wewe die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The maarufu girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my shati on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If wewe are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some bila mpangilio guy/girl = Is this kiti, kiti cha empty?
wewe = Yes and this one will be too if wewe sit here.

I'll write zaidi soon!!!
 Emmanuel ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. picha courtesy matunda District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted kwa actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted kwa Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first siku of 7th grade I was so excited to see my Marafiki after summer yay. Well the first siku of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my Marafiki Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m nyumbani and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She alisema “I might come back to page inayofuata semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! wewe call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! wewe DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All wewe are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has zaidi dick! I have an army of Red Coats! wewe have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so wewe guy will need a babysitter!


*10 dakika later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 dakika later*
Amber:I wuv chai parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are wewe doing?
Amber:Having a chai party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President au Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a mwaka plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
This bata walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do wewe have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the bata leaves.

The inayofuata day, the bata returns and asks, "Do wewe have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the bata leaves.

The siku after that, the bata walks in the store again and asks "Do wewe have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told wewe no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if wewe come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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