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This bila mpangilio picha contains suti biashara, biashara suti, mitaani, mji eneo la tukio, mijini mazingira, jiji eneo, and mijini kuweka. There might also be outerwear, overclothes, wamevaa vizuri mtu, suti, suruali nyayo, pantsuit, mtu wamevaa vizuri, suti ya suruali, hip boot, and thigh boot.

• Do 100 sit ups (optional, just to get ready)


2• Wash hair with, all shampoos and conditioners wewe have.


3• Brush tenth, for 30 mins. (Yes, you’re probably like, WHAT?!?!, but we did it, and our tenth are so much better).


4• Wash face, with, pimple cleaners, blackhead removers, moisturizer, anything & everything wewe have.


5• Tanning lotion for legs, Can be used if have, and wanted. :)


6• Shave legs, if needed.


7• Apply mascara, (girls 15+ may wear foundation if wanting)


8• Using Vaseline on lips, apply Vaseline on toothbrush, and in circular motions.


9• Make hair how wanted,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first swali what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of vitabu do wewe read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d wewe go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do wewe like to hum au sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with zaidi wise words.


a wise man once alisema (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) alisema a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Marafiki the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope wewe do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I alisema befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see wewe in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by KitkatKaysa
VIRGO
Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Virgin
Your stone: Sapphire
Life Pursuit: To do the right thing
Vibration: Compassionate and caring
Virgo's Secret Desire: To upendo and be loved in return

Description:
Virgos are often put down badly kwa many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs.

Many Virgos can be found working in...
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests wewe could try

1: Ask really stupid maswali like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so wewe can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them wewe know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask wewe for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as wewe can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I alisema last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick punda with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little gppony, pony shabiki fiction. If wewe do not like colorful farasi with the ability to speak, run for your life.



Song: link
 This shabiki fiction was created in association with...
This shabiki fiction was created in association with...

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten zaidi popular.

Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966

Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*

Song (Start at 0:57): link

Guy: *Walks...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little gppony, pony shabiki fiction. If wewe don't like talking farasi that come in different colors, please run for your life.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

At a classic car onyesha in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting kwa his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting kwa his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, au wewe will be killed kwa a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A green 1970 Ford mustang was going through Watkins Glen

Commander Kane: *Standing inayofuata to two men* Thanks for letting us rent your track. Johnny wanted to test out his new set of wheels.
Man 53: Anytime.
Man 95: If he used that mustang in Nascar, he'd probably win. He set some good times so far.
Johnny: *Stops at the finish line*
Commander Kane: wewe done?!
Johnny: Yeah! Let's go home!
Commander Kane: Everything's already been paid for?
Man 53: Yeah. wewe two have a good one.

Back in Langley, Johnny had an idea.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a computer*
Commander Kane: *Walks into the room* What...
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Source: Sweet upigaji picha shabiki art kwa me - KanonKyu
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool papa movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..


#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..


#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..


#2: MOST Goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..


#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion au something.. That face image fucked me up..
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