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Harry Potter Facts Part 1

posted by koolamelia

1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his bacon to a 10 mwaka old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic wewe have to dial 62442 to get...

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Role play cuz ur bord! 26 Ways to get kicked outa Wal-Mart

posted by Crazy8s17

Here is a bila mpangilio game I saw online. Just think of bila mpangilio ways wewe can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks wewe can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my Marafiki do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to bila mpangilio people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles imba the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths...

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New Mexico Chili Cookoff

posted by x-menobsessed26

NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If wewe can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying kwa the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If wewe pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.

For those of wewe who have lived in New Mexico, wewe know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...

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bila mpangilio Cleverbot Conversatons...

posted by MissChicky97

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying bila mpangilio stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some bila mpangilio application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. wewe have no means to do so. wewe cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien wewe know!!...

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Hetalia Attack!

posted by tokidoki123

Slam a guy in the head with hungary's pan,make gilbird peck someone,Throw a vodka bottle on someones head,Yell pasta,Find someone in a nyanya box,Shoot someone with germany's gun,Show your disgust through the piano,Romano headbash/choke somebody,Buy plenty of sausages at the mart,Call someone Romano/Italy style,give dirty vitabu for christmas,ask england to marry you,get a kaa stuck in your head,Make bad tea,whip your hair back and forth with france,Eat Too many burgers,talk to panda man,Order the ''F*ck box", Get kidnapped too many times,Float through the air screaming Vodka,Eat pasta, tambi with...

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16 Things to do with Bloody Bunny

posted by Aquarius18

To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If wewe get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the juu of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.

HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:

1. Leave it on...

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nukuu About Time Management

posted by pure-angel

Time and space are fragments of the infinite for the use of finite creatures.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Dost thou upendo life, then do not squander time,
for that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Time in its aging course teaches all things.
Aeschylus

Make use of time, let not advantage slip.
William Shakespeare

One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while wewe try to hold down the other.
Chinese Proverb

You will never "find" time for anything. If wewe want time, wewe must make it.
Charles Bruxton

I recommend wewe take care of the dakika and...

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A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain wewe understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help wewe concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, wewe can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help wewe concentrate. If your friend shows wewe his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope wewe are getting use to this onyesha cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did wewe say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope wewe enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST nyota ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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The Lost city

posted by keEeEeToOo

The adventure began when Jenny sat inayofuata to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....

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17 things i look for in a boy (comment if that's what wewe tafuta LOL)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who maoni and says bad things about my Marafiki (no matter if they are boys au girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to onyesha his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...

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lemon, limau PIE. EASY AND DELISH!

posted by ShiningsTar542

This is a yummy and easy recipe. Perfect for a summer treat!

Here is what wewe are going to need to make the pie:

* 1 sm. pkg. lemon, limau Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple juisi

First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.

Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add lemon, limau Jello.

Then, cool in a pan of water au ice (about 1 hour).

Put evaporated maziwa in the largest mixer, kichanganyio bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in mixer, kichanganyio until stiff peaks form.

Now wewe are half way there.

inayofuata add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.

Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).

Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

Yum!
XD XD

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A Cynic's Dictionary

posted by shomill

respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand wewe and and wewe and them both would be much happer if wewe weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened kwa a lifetime of emotional bondage

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a shabiki of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I upendo and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of wewe for the rest of my life :)

I upendo wewe all! Have a beautiful, wonderful siku :D

-LOL!-

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How to ask crush on date: 20 Steps

posted by lzzie

Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Marafiki about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in upendo with crush

Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.

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Another way of doing a Helluva Boss review..

posted by Canada24

Cody Leach

Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..

THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's ujumla, jumla prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's zaidi serious scenes..
* The shows ujumla, jumla qulity. wewe can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* wewe can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...

Saten Twist Adventures: Season 2 remastered..

posted by Canada24

EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one zaidi time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' zaidi to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be zaidi to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And upinde wa mvua Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike:...

Jungle mbwa mwitu

posted by craig3606

The Wolf Pack

In Africa there has been a experiment on Mbwa mwitu loups being transitioned to living in the jungle. There has been some Mbwa mwitu loups that have been shot with a vaccine from when they were cubs and then released into the Wild as they became older. The vaccine was designed to make the Mbwa mwitu loups body temperature withstand Africa’s. Stryder, Winter and Kron was left behind with five cubs after the Hyenas attacked their pack, Bitow, Dex, Gomah, Stray and including Stryder and Winter’s own cub Rosey. Stryder was the Alpha and Winter was the Omaga. If it wasn’t for the Elephants interrupting the fight none of...

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Don't Come to Sector 7 Tomorrow - Final Fantasy: Dirge of Cerberus Review

posted by Windwakerguy430

Let’s start from the beginning. 1997! Square Enix, known as just Square at the time, has just released Final ndoto VII, the game that took the world kwa storm. It was a game that changed how video games should be with cinematography and deep characters all within a 3D environment. The game became a legend among the video game scene, an entry point for people to get into the Final ndoto franchise au just RPGs in general, and would leave it’s mark on gaming history. But everyone was left with maswali about the world. Characters and groups that were filled with so much mystery and how...