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posted by Mallory101
1. If wewe are right handed, wewe will tend to chew your chakula on your right side. If wewe are left handed, wewe will tend to chew your chakula on your left side.

2. If wewe stop getting thirsty, wewe need to drink zaidi water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep wewe from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz kauli mbiu is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best au nothing”.


6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
home

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like wewe back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes wewe happy?
pizza

9.Who was the last person wewe cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If wewe could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this chemsha bongo

11. If wewe MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all day...
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posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady....
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1
LADY GAGA

2
TAYLOR SWIFT

3
EMINEM

4
LADY ANTEBELLUM

5
KE$HA

6
USHER

7
THE BLACK EYED PEAS

8
JUSTIN BIEBER

9
RIHANNA

10
DRAKE

11
KATY PERRY

12
SUSAN BOYLE


13
JASON DERULO

14
B.O.B

15
TAIO CRUZ


16
TRAIN

17
LUDACRIS

18
TREY SONGZ
    

19
MICHAEL BUBLE

20
LIL WAYNE

21
ALICIA KEYS

22
BRUNO MARS


23
CARRIE UNDERWOOD

24
MILEY CYRUS


25
ZAC BROWN BAND

26
JAY-Z


27
ADAM LAMBERT

28
MICHAEL JACKSON

29
YOUNG MONEY

30
ANDREA BOCELLI

31
IYAZ

32
OWL CITY

33
JOHN MAYER

34
MIKE POSNER

35
NICKI MINAJ

36

JASON ALDEAN

37
GLEE CAST

38
JAY SEAN

39
SELENA GOMEZ

40
MIRANDA LAMBERT

41
THE SCRIPT

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TIMBALAND

43
ONEREPUBLIC

44
SNOOP DOGG

45
DAVID GUETTA

46
SADE

47
SUGARLAND

48
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS...
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Hey, I got bored and was flipping through some papers, and I saw where I started to write this song. So I edited what was there and tried to fix it up some and added the rest. It was just for fun. Hope wewe like it.



Need You


INTRO:
(Hey hujambo Hey)
Hear what I say
I need wewe I want you
(Come closer)

And, and
Oh I know, oh
Theres, theres zaidi to life.
Than waiting, for wewe to realize.
(What wewe need, its right in front of your eyes)
But really, its all I wanna do.
Just be with you, be with you

&& I sit here
With my head hung low
And the phone in my lap.
I sit here
Wait for wewe to call back
(But wewe never...
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O_O I upendo THE onyesha SO bila mpangilio I KNOW THIS DOESNT GO WITH THIS CLUB BUT ITS CALLED RANODM DO U GET IT GET IT I MAY BE FAST AND I I CAN I CAN ICAN CINA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL U ARE SO NICE U ARE SO NICE DONT DENYYYYYY
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH OK OK FRED! CALM DOWN
fred: ok SO I upendo ICE CREMA AND CAKE AND STUFF keth: ur weird
fred: SHUT Up!!! SO AND I LIKE STICKERS AND STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
me: FRED! calm down ur going to fast! OK OK CUT THE onyesha CUT THE SHOW! ok i think he ate to much Candy freddd fred: OK I A- *falls on ground
me: OH MY GOSH Fred wewe OK!! ice cream o_o
User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.


Cleverbot: Are wewe really typing now au is it all computerised.


User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do wewe wear? I wear a size 13. wewe look like a 9 au ... What, like an 8?


Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!


User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.


Cleverbot: Do wewe think all these maswali are coming from 1 person?

User: wewe keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as wewe used to be.

User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.

Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! wewe are a machine. Why can't wewe accept this?