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This bila mpangilio picha contains mpishi saladi, salad ya mpishi, and tostada. There might also be antipasto, saladi, mchanganyiko saladi, and salad ya mchanganyiko.
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course wewe don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights zamani and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate uandishi skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? zaidi like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course wewe don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights zamani and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate uandishi skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? zaidi like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
Flippy
10. Tell a bila mpangilio person wewe upendo them
9. go up to a worker and ask them bila mpangilio questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big au for guys just a bila mpangilio bra and ask a worker how wewe look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a bila mpangilio person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat chakula before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the juu of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them bila mpangilio questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big au for guys just a bila mpangilio bra and ask a worker how wewe look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a bila mpangilio person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat chakula before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the juu of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS kisu AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours au mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do wewe put that back?"
I had a lot of fun uandishi these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours au mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do wewe put that back?"
I had a lot of fun uandishi these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
