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1.Determine how many times a week wewe eat au want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 au 10.

Let's say wewe eat chokoleti 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number kwa 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the awali result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that kwa 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current mwaka (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If wewe haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming wewe were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 au 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one au two digits will be the number of times per week wewe eat au want chokoleti (the number wewe specified in the first step).

8 pieces of chokoleti a week, 35 years of age.
posted by misscrazel
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                  Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
 "It's a long story. wewe wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. wewe can tell me if wewe ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
posted by animelol
-Every year, nearly 4 million Cats are eaten in Asia
-On average, Cats spend 2/3 of a siku sleeping,that means a 9 mwaka old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. mbwa and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of Cats is called a "clowder"
-Female Cats tend to be right pawed, while male Cats are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, mbwa make 10.
-Some siamese Cats appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A Cats eyesight is both better and...
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If wewe could see inside my heart
Then wewe will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep wewe hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the moto we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...
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In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love

Young and wired
Set to explode in the heat
You won't tire
‘Cause baby was born with the beat
Take wewe higher than you've ever known
Then drive wewe down to your knees
I pick wewe up when you've had enough
You been burned baby lessons learned

In and out of love
Hear what I'm saying
In and out of love
It's the way that we're playing
In and out of love
Too much is never enough
She's gonna get ya

Running wild
When me and my boys hit the streets
Right on time
She's here to make my night complete
Then I'm long...
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Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my moyo for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the moto but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...
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Shot through the moyo
It's all part of the game that we call love

Would wewe be content to see me crying
After all those little games wewe put me through
After all I've done for wewe you're lying
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth

Didn't somebody somewhere say
You're gonna take a fall
I gave wewe everything
Now here's the curtain call

Am I’m
Shot through the moyo as I lay there alone
In the dark through the heart
It's all part of the game that we call love

Now you've come back here to say you're sorry, ha
I don't know who you're talking to
It could be the man I used to be, girl
I've grown up and now I'm...
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What zaidi can I do, there's nothing that I haven't tried
Still it's so hard for her to notice
That I've tried hard to be straight
There's nothing left I can say
If only she would look my way, hey, hujambo but

She don't know me (She don't know)
She don't see me (She don't care)
She can't hear me (She can't hear)
Can not help me (She don't want)
She don't want me (Like I want her)
Like I want her (I’ve got to tell her)
Got to tell her (That I upendo her)
That I upendo her
She doesn't even know my name

I dream of when she'll be mine
I dream of crossing that line
And holding her so tender
Dreaming it could come true
So...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are wewe ready for sekunde yet?"

"Are wewe going to come again inayofuata time?"

"It's a little dry, do wewe still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do wewe think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by Gmillsap02
At the end of series 3, wewe never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be inayofuata in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well wewe know that face au a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If wewe don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
posted by flippy_fan210
 Derpy
Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of wewe don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy alisema she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...
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I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I upendo wewe sugar
Yeah this is what wewe do
When wewe run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make wewe stay
You’re the only one that keeps me imba la la la
I upendo to smell your t-shirt
I like the way wewe are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what wewe do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what wewe do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how wewe do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...
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Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that wewe want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything wewe choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make wewe happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this upendo we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...
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I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy wewe are
You’re a talented kind of boy wewe are
And that’s just the kind of boy wewe are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the muziki plays
Headstrong, can wewe feel the beat
Melt down, can wewe feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can wewe feel the beat
Melt down, can wewe feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...
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Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, hujambo boy
Gotta make wewe mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, hujambo boy
You’re really laid back and wewe play it smooth
Hey boy, hujambo boy
I see the way wewe songesha from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish wewe knew, what wewe do
I can’t take my eyes off...
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I’m not the girl that wewe see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what wewe need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what wewe get is what wewe see
And I can’t be any zaidi than what I am
Love me for me au don’t upendo me (Or don’t upendo me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who wewe want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...
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Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no swali chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us kissing like that
We don’t need no zaidi that he alisema she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us kissing like that
We don’t need no zaidi that he alisema she said
He alisema girl...
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posted by randomgirl3000
Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time au due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors au teaching assistance, your friends, your family au school counselors. kwa having a reliable network of support, wewe allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course wewe don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights zamani and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate uandishi skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? zaidi like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
Am sure wewe all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people kwa where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out video about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that kwa just looking at the title, wewe know it was made kwa someone who lacks a soul. here is the title of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when wewe think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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