Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.
If wewe consider it a sport to gather your chakula kwa drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all siku hoping that the chakula will swim by, wewe might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each mwaka because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, wewe might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, wewe might live in Michigan .
If wewe instinctively walk like a penguin, auk for five months out of the year, wewe might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers...
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