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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as wewe think we all are.

No matter what wewe say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like wewe to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call wewe beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If wewe have cramps
and we ask wewe what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the mwezi and
nothing more.

If wewe really liked us for us, you...

1) wewe lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) wewe have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit kwa the toilet seat.

6) wewe sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th chakula group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) wewe can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while wewe were in the pub.

11) You...

It seems that every few months, wewe always hear about that new indie title that is a true Dark Souls successor. Hollow Knight is the new Dark Souls, Blasphemous is the new Dark Souls, Cuphead is the new Dark Souls- Wait, what? But there was one game that went almost under everyone’s radar and was less discussed. Maybe it had a following, but compared to Hollow Knight, it was practically unheard of. And this game goes kwa Salt and Sanctuary



Taking place in a fictional kingdom with characters looking like they crawled out of a Newgrounds game, wewe find your character left on a deserted...