1. Go outside, and if wewe see someone, take the bila mpangilio person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger kiti, kiti cha of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why mbwa only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to imba in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until wewe are seen to kwa a dotor au nurse then when they approach wewe say "wow doc i feel way better thank wewe " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that wewe dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for wewe flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on wewe

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise au say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO wewe LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are wewe listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do wewe like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks wewe to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks wewe to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your nyumbani alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

A/N: I upendo copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic orodha I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. kwa the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do au has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when wewe don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...