The Man of 100 Voices

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found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces au twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did wewe get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office jikoni one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands


6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their inayopendelewa cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the beach, pwani at midnight.

10. Write poetry for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when wewe mean it and make sure they know wewe mean it.

13. Give bila mpangilio gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl wewe ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every sekunde possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....