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75 Completely bila mpangilio and Useless Facts

posted by Delilah_Scruggs

NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If wewe keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical samaki stores.

4.A Wisconsin forklift, kubebea operator for a Miller bia distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper inaonyesha him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her wewe upendo her.

5. Call her before wewe sleep and after wewe wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease wewe back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her inayopendelewa movie with her au her inayopendelewa onyesha even if wewe think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

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Always Remember These 27 Facts When Liking A Guy.

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. wewe have to tell a guy what wewe really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys upendo their moms au grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. wewe can never understand him unless wewe listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...

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Alpha & Echo

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posted by scarlet009

not kwa me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot au putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast chakula restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

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Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool

posted by BellaCullen96

Stand on juu of the high board and say wewe won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because wewe have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend wewe can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the juu of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

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Why did the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road?

posted by i_luv_angst

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to kuvuka, msalaba the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

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The Schizophrenic House

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juu 25 ways to drive your roommate crazy!!!!!!!!

posted by karpach_14

juu 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time wewe wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say wewe don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...

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20 things to do if zombies attack.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite au scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with Marafiki that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a kisu of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, wewe don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a bass, besi Pro duka au anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift duka and destroy everything...

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Rules of the Internet

posted by MrOrange16

This is a orodha of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)

1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If wewe enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. wewe must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was krisimasi Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute mashua hanging on the krisimasi mti and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rom, rumi into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at krisimasi time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

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HEY!! ATTENTION!!!!!!! PLZ!!!!

posted by Tayloraddict-1

(Big idea)

Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes wewe mad au doesnt agree with your point of view wewe just ripoti them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes wewe mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont ripoti thm. Because we are a big family and we dont ripoti au block family we care and onyesha upendo for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to ripoti someone is taking it too far

PLZ STOP IT!!

whos w/ me?

upendo all around
-Jordan