10. Sing “Bad Touch” kwa the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with wewe for Halloween
4. onyesha him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile au if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with wewe for Halloween
4. onyesha him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile au if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.
If wewe think wewe kusoma all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real shabiki Twilight fan, wait until wewe read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega shabiki of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years zamani when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been upendo with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega shabiki of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years zamani when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been upendo with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Kat: wewe spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and wewe know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO upendo AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, wewe stay since wewe live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and wewe know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO upendo AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, wewe stay since wewe live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Yeah,this is the first makala I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 mwaka old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If wewe met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know wewe don't hit when wewe don't get what wewe want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's zaidi but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what wewe think in maoni please:)
O.K I have a 7 mwaka old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If wewe met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know wewe don't hit when wewe don't get what wewe want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's zaidi but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what wewe think in maoni please:)
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE wewe AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING wewe 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST nyota IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T wewe EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO wewe BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF au I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the onyesha earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE wewe AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING wewe 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST nyota IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T wewe EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO wewe BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF au I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the onyesha earlyer!Bye!
The End
i upendo cereal yes i do
i upendo cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i upendo cerial yes i do i upendo cerial wewe better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if wewe can't have crealeal
do not steal
i upendo creal yes we do i upendo ceral wewe should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i upendo ccerale yes i do
i upendo crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some bila mpangilio songs wewe made up plz commet
i upendo cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i upendo cerial yes i do i upendo cerial wewe better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if wewe can't have crealeal
do not steal
i upendo creal yes we do i upendo ceral wewe should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i upendo ccerale yes i do
i upendo crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some bila mpangilio songs wewe made up plz commet
when that Angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my moyo
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to wewe in form of desire
wewe float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
wewe jump about
cos wewe cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make wewe fly
the Angel will make wewe cry
the Angel will make wewe feel how others feel
so wewe can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost
whispers into my moyo
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to wewe in form of desire
wewe float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
wewe jump about
cos wewe cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make wewe fly
the Angel will make wewe cry
the Angel will make wewe feel how others feel
so wewe can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost