Smokie - Fistful Of Dollars

it was on the net, don't blame me if it's crap.

1. Walk up to 2 girls with a cup in your hand, give it to one of them and say "WHOA TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!" then look seriously at them, say "Disgusting." and briskly walk away.

2. When wewe see a group of people, follow them around and act as if wewe belong with them, when they laugh, wewe laugh, and after a while, when they're talking about something speak up and say "YEAH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT wewe MEAN!" then, when they look at you, just nod at them and say "Afternoon." and walk away.

3. Walk into McDonalds and say at the counter "Hey, have wewe got anything...

"One Of The Boys"


I saw a spider, I didn't scream
'Cause I can belch the alphabet
Just double dog dare me
And I chose guitar, gitaa over ballet
And I take these suckers down
'Cause they just get in my way

The way wewe look at me is kinda like a little sister
Your high five, your goodbyes
And it leaves me nothing but blisters

[Chorus:]
So I don't wanna be one of the boys
One of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to wewe tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls
Not one of the boys

So over the summer something changed
I started kusoma "Seventeen" and shaving my legs
And I studied...