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posted by invadercalliope
I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one wewe love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say wewe upendo me unless wewe really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like wewe could kiss my imperfections away,
And I would stand kwa your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to wewe on everything I am,
And I dedicate to wewe all that I have,
And I promise wewe that I will stand right kwa your side,
Forever and always, until the siku I die.

I’m not crying over what wewe said;
It’s what wewe didn’t say that...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first chemsha bongo I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told wewe I could make wewe say 256.





OK,if wewe alisema to yourself,"No.You alisema wewe can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if wewe didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
posted by Tamar20
Have wewe ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this makala is right for you! Hahaha. wewe know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that wewe have to go to the bathroom, and that wewe think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are wewe doing okay in there?". To make it even zaidi annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When wewe arrive at the inayofuata stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If wewe are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach wewe all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now wewe know how to do it!
Now, if wewe want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and onyesha your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if wewe win, wewe get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If wewe are a winner check everything on your profile.
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved kwa everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the mwezi is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is zaidi of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
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Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most uchungu, chungu of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The muziki genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...
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You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... lol twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT wewe
1. Are wewe single?
Yeah.

2. Are wewe happy about that?
no

3. Are wewe bored?
YES

4. Are wewe sad?
Nah.

5. Are wewe Italian?
No...

6. Are wewe pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are wewe cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are wewe Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. inayopendelewa color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something wewe aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner au later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what wewe really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, au take her to dinner, also sometimes a card au a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, wewe wont die...
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