Billy Rankin - Baby Come Back~

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"Are wewe a stalker" READ THESE 10 THINGS TO SEE IF wewe ARE.

posted by ranmaakane4ever

HAHAHA

HERE I AM AGIAN BUT THIS TIME WITH MY SIBLING...ya!!!so WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE TRAGIC STORY OF STALKERS...SO READ THIS orodha AND IF wewe DO ANYTHING ON THIS orodha SEE A DOCTER FAST..SO CALL 555-STLAKER HELP(THIS IS NOT REAL DO NOT CALL AND IF wewe DO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR wewe GETING INVOLVED WITH SOME DILEMA/PROBLEM)PLEASE DO NOT CALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE ME DO NOT CALLL!!!

lIST BEGINS NOW:
1.DO wewe HAVE THE EURGE TO FALLOW PEOPLE AROUND(FRIENDS,GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS au WORSE STRANGERS)
2.DO wewe TEXT/CALL CERTIAN PEOPLE 23/7(AS wewe CAN SEE NOT 24/7 BUT 23/7 THAT WAY THEY HAVE 1HR TO RREST)
3.DO...

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How To Get Hired At Walmart

posted by smileypop9

Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The siku came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing wewe know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...

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A bunch of bila mpangilio Things/Facts

posted by cloudstrifefan

Everything wewe can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh Bones are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

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GET TO KNOW JAPANESE KAOMOJI EMOTIONS!

posted by ShiningsTar542

In Japan,people use lots of smileys au emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and wewe don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do wewe use these emotions au others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) kiss
-See zaidi emotions here: link

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Billboards juu 100 Songs of 2010

posted by lexie2635

1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED wewe NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY wewe LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY wewe ARE-Bruno...

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO mgawanyiko, baidisha

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is uigizaji the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are zaidi than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has alisema that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that wewe have to work hard...

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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do wewe always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd wewe treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

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13 Things To Do At Walmart!

posted by EllentheStrange

1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the juu of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy kubeba and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. wewe hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as wewe can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say wewe were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a bila mpangilio person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive wewe cheated on me with that whore" and point to a bila mpangilio girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If wewe are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If wewe are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz au dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.

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zaidi blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can wewe tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick, kifimbocheza is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her zaidi attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do wewe say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are wewe boys all in the same band?
A3: Do wewe guys all play for the Green bay Packers?

Q: How do wewe make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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10 Things Guys SHOULD Know About Girls

posted by MileySelena982

1. We only cry infront of wewe when we
a) want wewe to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini skirt, upindo when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If wewe ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't au feel like wewe should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, au angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If wewe think we like to hang out with wewe every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have wewe ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When wewe ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we upendo you... wewe better believe it.

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heshima to whoever can salve this RIDDLE!

posted by 1122ridr

What is heavy forwards but backwards it is NOT?

Hint: The answer is in the question

Can wewe guess, if wewe can, I'll give wewe props.

PS: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
BATMAN!!!!

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being ugly

posted by orangeturnip

things that make you...

being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly wewe become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way wewe look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww au not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have wewe become?

im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one bila mpangilio act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

upendo yourself
upendo the world
spread some joy

upendo peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who wewe are.
dont let the world change you

thank wewe for taking the time to read ... this came from my moyo and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 dakika looking at the machungwa, chungwa juisi box because it alisema "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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bila mpangilio Jokes

posted by nessienjake

I recieved and barua pepe with a orodha of bila mpangilio jokes I thought I'd share it with wewe guys :)

Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" alisema the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he alisema he'd look into it and get...

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Funny nukuu From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. wewe can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say wewe should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching televisheni kwa candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find televisheni very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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Here's the take on Relationships from a Guy's POV

posted by milorox18

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if wewe talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're Marafiki with other guys.

But when you're sitting inayofuata to us, and some bila mpangilio guy walks into the room  and wewe jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if wewe sit there and talk to him for ten dakika without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a  little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...

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50 bila mpangilio Questions?!!!!!!!

posted by jodith

it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were wewe 3 hours ago?
2. Who are wewe in upendo with?
3. Have wewe ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time wewe went to the mall?
6. Are wewe wearing socks right now?
7. Do wewe have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time wewe drove out of town?
9. Have wewe been to the sinema in the last 5 days?
10. Are wewe hot?
11. What was the last thing wewe had to drink?
12. What are wewe wearing right now?
13. Do wewe wash your car au let the car wash do it?
14. Last chakula that wewe ate?
15. Where were wewe last week...

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The mduara, duara Song

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This is a fun song to help remember basic mduara, duara formulae and terminolgy. I warn you, it's catchy!

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Damone - Out Here All Night

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Time to Pretend

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