Porkchop 'n Flatscreen (Episode 1)

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The inayofuata day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 mwaka old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If wewe can catch me, wewe can have me."

Without a sekunde thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the inayofuata four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

i wanna tell wewe something and wewe better listen good here.If there's something wewe really enjoy and wewe have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your moyo because your moyo will lead wewe to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage wewe and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage wewe and tell wewe that wewe are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage wewe to follow wewe dreams and will believe in you.They will want wewe to follow your dreams.So listen to that...