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posted by surbhi-sm10
A true quote:

If silence is meant to be the best for all situations...then why we all get so hurt when people don't talk to us??

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One of the very true & greatest illusions of life is that....

"we always believe there is zaidi time in tomorrow then today"

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We work for making better tomorrow

But when tomorrow comes instead of enjoying again we start thinking for better tomorrow.

Thts life

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When we were small we laughed less

But there was infinite hidden happiness as we grow up we learn to laugh zaidi to hide the unspoken sadness

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Okay so everyone knows that it's the best when your parents absolutely spaz.....especially when u change ur appearance.!!!

So first get a small container of leave in conditioner... the type u put in your hair when its really staticy

Then pick the color chakula dye that u want ( u can mix colors if u want)

inayofuata mix small portions of both until u get the color u want

Finally take a clean mascara brush wand thing( as long as wewe can use it as a comb its fine) and comb it into ur hair

Finally walk down stairs and just casually talk to ur parenst, Marafiki anyone and just soak in the reaction.

The conditioner comes right out and its super quick and fun

There ya go .....i might post a " how to do it" video...hmmm

Anyway.. ENJOY!!1
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The Game (noun) - Something wewe just lost.

Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to onyesha how talented they are.

Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.

Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.

Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having salama sex.

Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.

Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason wewe passed your French...
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posted by NinaDobrev13
- I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.

- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.

- Have wewe ever had a fly au small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'

- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes....
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posted by KatelynBrown
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT kwa SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as wewe read... Be sure wewe don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that wewe would like to have chokoleti (try for zaidi than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number kwa 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it kwa 50. I’ll wait while wewe get the calculator ...

5. If wewe have already had your birthday this mwaka (2013) add 1763 *; If wewe haven’t, add 1762 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit mwaka that wewe were born ...

wewe should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times wewe want to have chokoleti each week) ...

The inayofuata two numbers equal ...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)

If wewe don't believe, check this website:
link

Thanks!


Your demigodishness,
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1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. wewe will spend the siku assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the sinema because wewe have to see the full orodha of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb au without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen...
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One day,a bunny named Sparkle was having a picnic with her friends.There was a cat,a panda,and a monkey.ne of Sparkle's Marafiki said,"Hey,where's Usomi?"Usomi was another one of Sparkle's Marafiki who was supposed to onyesha up for the picnic.He was another bunny.Nobody knew where Usomi was,so Sparkle decide to go look for him."It's OK,guys",Sparkle assured."I'll find Usomi.You guys stay here 'till I get back."Sparkle then went to look for him.And started her quest.Her Sparkle quest."I wonder where he could be",Sparkle alisema to herself as she came across a group of blobs!Sparkle had her nyota powers,though,and...
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Credit: sparknotes.com. They decided to take the challenge of uandishi some of their own six-word stories after kusoma some better known ones. Enjoy!



Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.

Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"

Storming again. Cancel the kite, mwewe fights.

Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.

This is all a dream, right?

"Kitty will be fine," he lied.

The tembo ate everything, even Paul.

Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.

"Ha," alisema Jen as she died.

Party tonight. Bring your own cape.

Did that clown painting just wink?

Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.

Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!...
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found it on the internet... hope ya like it!


1. Insist that wewe are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the kitanda holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say wewe know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors kwa your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as wewe can and dance around the room for five minutes....
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