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nyota Power! By: Blood On The Dance Floor

posted by RosaluvzJB

Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, upendo a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking punda so happily
Supernova, bend wewe over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking wewe right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock wewe outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when wewe go against me,
You...

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bila mpangilio Cleverbot Conversatons...

posted by MissChicky97

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying bila mpangilio stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some bila mpangilio application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. wewe have no means to do so. wewe cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien wewe know!!...

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Hetalia Attack!

posted by tokidoki123

Slam a guy in the head with hungary's pan,make gilbird peck someone,Throw a vodka bottle on someones head,Yell pasta,Find someone in a nyanya box,Shoot someone with germany's gun,Show your disgust through the piano,Romano headbash/choke somebody,Buy plenty of sausages at the mart,Call someone Romano/Italy style,give dirty vitabu for christmas,ask england to marry you,get a kaa stuck in your head,Make bad tea,whip your hair back and forth with france,Eat Too many burgers,talk to panda man,Order the ''F*ck box", Get kidnapped too many times,Float through the air screaming Vodka,Eat pasta, tambi with...

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16 Things to do with Bloody Bunny

posted by Aquarius18

To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If wewe get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the juu of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.

HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:

1. Leave it on...

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nukuu About Time Management

posted by pure-angel

Time and space are fragments of the infinite for the use of finite creatures.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Dost thou upendo life, then do not squander time,
for that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Time in its aging course teaches all things.
Aeschylus

Make use of time, let not advantage slip.
William Shakespeare

One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while wewe try to hold down the other.
Chinese Proverb

You will never "find" time for anything. If wewe want time, wewe must make it.
Charles Bruxton

I recommend wewe take care of the dakika and...

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THe Wacko USA Measuring System

posted by EppofangirlXD

I found this and found it hilarious:

"The Metric System
"Walks like a foot, talks like a foot, but it's really 30.48 centimeters."
Admit it: America is really screwed up when it comes to measuring anything. We waste a ton of time in school learning our totally whack system. And of course nobody ever remembers how it all works. Who (besides me) knows:

How many ounces in a gallon? (128)
How many inches in a mile? (63,360)
How many acres in a square mile? (625)
How many scruples in a pound? (288)
How many minims in a pint? (7,680)

Okay, those last two were kind of cheating. They don't even try to teach...

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A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain wewe understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help wewe concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, wewe can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help wewe concentrate. If your friend shows wewe his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...

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Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can wewe believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how wewe respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what wewe want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee zaidi than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My moyo skips a beat
When wewe walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with wewe until the end

I give my moyo and my soul to you
To make wewe see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant wewe see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what wewe want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope wewe are getting use to this onyesha cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did wewe say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope wewe enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST nyota ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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please forgive my sins kwa Musiclover456

posted by Musiclover456

please forgive
what I've done
my sin
lies,hits,words,suicide,murder
and more.

why?
why do we lie?
why do we hit?
why do we kill?
why is the swali
for one and all
the sins
my sins
the sin's of people
the anger
the lie's

why is the swali to ask
pain,sorrow and every emotion
the moyo feels can be forgiven
but some can not be forgiven
some won't be forgiven
and those are sins
forever burned within your heart
never to be erased

that's how I feel
this is for those
who have someone
who won't forgive
your sin
don't drive that person
away.

Because i did and now
my sin
has been
burned
kwa the flames of hell
never to return
and I'm deeply
sorry.

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The Lost city

posted by keEeEeToOo

The adventure began when Jenny sat inayofuata to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....

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17 things i look for in a boy (comment if that's what wewe tafuta LOL)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who maoni and says bad things about my Marafiki (no matter if they are boys au girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to onyesha his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...

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lemon, limau PIE. EASY AND DELISH!

posted by ShiningsTar542

This is a yummy and easy recipe. Perfect for a summer treat!

Here is what wewe are going to need to make the pie:

* 1 sm. pkg. lemon, limau Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple juisi

First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.

Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add lemon, limau Jello.

Then, cool in a pan of water au ice (about 1 hour).

Put evaporated maziwa in the largest mixer, kichanganyio bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in mixer, kichanganyio until stiff peaks form.

Now wewe are half way there.

inayofuata add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.

Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).

Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

Yum!
XD XD

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A Cynic's Dictionary

posted by shomill

respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand wewe and and wewe and them both would be much happer if wewe weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened kwa a lifetime of emotional bondage

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a shabiki of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I upendo and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of wewe for the rest of my life :)

I upendo wewe all! Have a beautiful, wonderful siku :D

-LOL!-

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In response to sapherequeen's question- twilight viungo in the bila mpangilio spot

posted by jedigal1990

okay i decided to do this to prove to all wewe twilight lovers who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's swali asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So wewe know i didn't include anything about the war between those who upendo and those who hate twilight au anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the swali i am responding to

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How to ask crush on date: 20 Steps

posted by lzzie

Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Marafiki about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in upendo with crush

Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.

SilentForce's juu 100 Power Ballads

posted by SilentForce

Hello,what's up guys and gals?SilentBorse is in the house(why do I even use this stupid intro?) and today I will be counting down my juu 100 power ballads just because I felt like it.If wewe upendo power ballads the same way as I do than this is the right makala for wewe but if wewe hate them wewe should just kindly go away from this article.Also if wewe expecting viungo then I'm sorry because I was too lazy to add them.
Anyways I hope that wewe will enjoy this article.Now lets start the list*takes deep breath*:
1.Europe-Open Your Heart
2.Scorpions-Still Loving You
3.Steelheart - She's Gone
4.Nitro-Don't...