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posted by ShiningsTar542
If wewe think wewe kusoma all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real shabiki Twilight fan, wait until wewe read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega shabiki of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!

Cathy discovered the series a few years zamani when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been upendo with all the mythology and characters.

Source: objetivofamosos
***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here wewe go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet wewe didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long zamani me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and alisema "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years au so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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This is my orodha of sinema from best to worst. Please take notice that this makala is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like au dislike any of the sinema that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 Disney Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. Shrek Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The...
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(CREATED kwa RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can futa the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused kwa Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle wewe with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a moyo attack; his moyo lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. kichaka

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for wewe today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted kwa the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate wanyama that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Marafiki with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a puppy at the time.

wewe would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two wanyama connected from the first moment. Now the two wanyama are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
1)Devise a secret code with your Marafiki then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask maswali so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s maswali in slow motion 2)Answer maswali only with one word
3)Scream bila mpangilio words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” au “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer maswali in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following makala contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One siku at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a mwaka ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well wewe don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James wewe creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
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posted by deathchick9
Over the many years of pikachu,if wewe look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight wewe fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his chakula up.Pikachu...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring wewe food.

3. Spill a lot of bia on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five dakika out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender,...
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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one wewe may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, kwa today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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User: I didn't know wewe could play Twister all kwa yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know wewe could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: wewe spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he au she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that wewe can see that wewe di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by woowie
Kat: wewe spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and wewe know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO upendo AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, wewe stay since wewe live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
DO wewe wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater shabiki then wewe might not wanna read this but if wewe do and it affends wewe then leave a maoni and i can tell wewe in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned wewe so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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1) Pick up cat and utoto it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. utoto in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first makala I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 mwaka old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If wewe met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know wewe don't hit when wewe don't get what wewe want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's zaidi but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what wewe think in maoni please:)
posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that wewe can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can tarehe Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do wewe realize how crazy and gross a lot of mashabiki are???? Here is a gross makala about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached kwa “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an barua pepe to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new inayopendelewa song, just so wewe know. omg ;i wrote zaidi in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, squirrel clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...
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21 Ways to Say I upendo You



1. Call her the inayofuata day.



2. Always laugh at her jokes.



3. Tell her (truthfully) that wewe can't wait to see her again.



4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.



5. Call her just to say wewe were thinking about her.



6. Bring her a teddy kubeba and chicken supu when she's sick.



7. Write her a poem.



8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).



9. Bring her flowers for no reason.



10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.



11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.



12. Kiss her in the middle...
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