When life gives wewe lemons, make machungwa, chungwa juisi and leave the world wondering how the heck wewe did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first wewe don't succeed, destroy everything.
An apple a siku can keep any doctor away if wewe throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 zaidi letters in the alphabet.
Do wewe believe in upendo at first sight, au should I walk kwa again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered:...
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